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Dead Gaze! “Stop staring at my boobs”

Writer- Aminu Darius
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LOST IN THOUGHT BUT YOUR GAZE WAS FIXED ON SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING?

When I was in my third year at the University, a lady accosted me, asking to know why I was staring at her breast. That was one of the most awkward moments of my life. I was dumbstruck. I just stood still trying to fathom what she was insinuating. She was wearing a gown with a plunging neckline and parts of her breast were exposed but I had no idea I was staring at her.

I tried to explain to her that I wasn’t staring but my explanations fell on deaf ears and she created quite a scene.

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That moment when your mind wanders through a thousand and one questions after you are accused wrongly.

A busty lady in the kind of dress she was wearing would definitely be the cynosure of all eyes but I didn’t stare at her.  What happened was that I had my eyes in a particular direction while a million thoughts raced through my mind. The direction I had my eyes was her breast.

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I vehemently denied that I was staring at her boobs but those around attested to the fact she had politely told me to stop staring at her and that she only blew a fuse because I refused to avert my gaze. I just paid my bills( the drama ensued at an eatery) and left.

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I don’t know if it only happens to me but there are days(happens once in a blue moon) when I would fix my eyes in a particular direction but I’d be completely oblivious of what is happening around me because I am lost in thoughts. Someone would greet me but I won’t respond because my mind is far away. Does anyone have the same experience or is it just me?

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Banji Coker

Lmao!!!!!!

Darius
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Darius

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 It was really awkward. The incident will remain etched in my memory for a long time.

I gave everyone the impression I couldn’t control my libido and was desperate to get laid. 😂😂🤣🤣 I never visited the eatery again. Who wants to be seen as someone who is perpetually horny? Not me.

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Abraham

😁😁😁😁😄😅😅😅 Bros,I had goose bumps reading this.

It must have been a cringeworthy situation. I don’t wish this on my enemy. 😅😅😅😅

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Same here! Feeling for the nigga…to think that it happened in an eatery 🤣🤣…shoot me already!

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muttering minds

Not you Nigga!🤣🤣

Queen
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Lol