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Stupid things just to get ‘HER’ Attention

Writer- Jules Jeremiah
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Some guys really need to have sense or borrow from a friend that has spare.

So I walked into this compound to verify an address, you know the whole banking Know Your Customer (KYC) tingy? I met a young man by the way.

The part of this story that pisses me off is that the nigga was responding to me behind closed doors, and I didn’t mind AT ALL. I had gotten my confirmation and thanked him to leave, the next thing was he opened his door and flashed the bright light on my face, I forgot to mention it was at night. That was rude but he didn’t apologize.

READ: SIGNS THAT A WOMAN IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOU

The next thing was he started a conversation I was obviously not interested in and just to reciprocate a kind gesture, I gave him an audience. He introduced himself down to his occupation, family and their locations. All the while I thought to myself, “Brother did I ask you?”

wooing a lady
How I so wanted to crush him…Arrrrghhh!

He went on to say he’ll introduce me to where I’ll earn huge pay as a model. First! I’m not a model and I stated it clearly before he obligated himself. Secondly, I am not interested,  and I was nicely blunt about it.

I managed to leave the place but all the while I kept thinking so I confided in a male friend purposely to know how truly the minds of the guys work, perhaps I am missing something.

His response was: “Why obligate himself to get your attention? So for him mind now, he can get you a job that pays you well:100k/job well, abi 10k/job well, abi 50k/month well? Which?

“Him wan woo you naim him no go buy you snack with money? Make some guys de get sense o! Na because of guys like am babes de yab us say we no sabi talk to woman.‎ Coz I know say modelling job na per job n not per month. Make him get sense o! Or borrow!” 

His response was so hilarious that I laughed my ass off.

READ: SHE’S SORRY! SHE’S PREGNANT!

To the ladies, I’m sure you’ve had experiences where guys you meet for the first time just talk and can say anything to get your attention, sometimes it’s irritating, don’t fall. Let him obligate himself and prove all he wants, don’t jump into dancing around that you’ve found a savior. He only thinks you’re cute and wants to see how long it’ll take him to get the cookie.‎ Or is this what it means to woo a lady?

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Darius

Some guys get really nervous when they are talking to ladies and this can make them talkative. They’ll say things they shouldn’t and things they don’t really mean.

Most guys also know that the majority of ladies are easily swayed by money talk. And if not that your are principled, you’d have fallen for it. It is the oldest trick.

It’s either the guy was nervous or he felt he could win you over with money talk.

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Hmmmmm! I totally agree with you

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AirStar⭐️🌠🌠

😂😂 I feel your pain sis.. One went as far as trying to touch me while saying ‘you know you are a fine geh’ omo my courtesy flew out of the window fast fast… Nonsense kulikuli and ofio!

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hahahahah! what in God’s name is ‘Nonsense kulikuli and ofio’

Darius
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Darius

Kulikuli is a type of snack made from ground peanut. I’m surprised you don’t know what it means 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I don’t know what ofio means but I know fiofio is a type of beans popular in the South-East

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hahahahah! I actually know what kulikuli means, I was just wondering how they found themselves into the sentence. lol

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Obama

just tag him here. I’ll ensure he doesn’t make it to the next men’s annual convention in Dublin.

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mutteringminds

😂😂😂😂 which annual convention plixxxx