What makes good sex? One party on the receiving end or both parties riding each other dirty like it’s the last sex of their lifetime? For me, it’s the latter, I enjoy reciprocity when I’m having sex with a woman. Teach me how to touch you to orgasm while I teach you the trick to make me cum. This way, we’re both happy huh? But not a lot of ladies know how to please a man in bed. All most ladies know how to do is stick to an irritating missionary like an ugly log of wood, sex game is whack! and they’re not willing to learn but expect that a man does all the work. Hell No! Madam landlady stand up and come and be going; sex wasn’t so great. You dey vex me!
For a while now I’ve been out of the game. Lol, yea! That game (sex). I’ve got friends that can’t live without the chase; they never get tired but for me, chasing is mostly whenever I really want some different kind of sex or a new adventure, but mehn it’s never about relationship!
You see, part of what gets me tired about chasing new girls is that the sex is almost never great. Yea, 8 out of 10. What’s the point of going through all that stress if the sex is still going to be bad anyway? You see, whenever I’m lucky enough to meet a girl that’s good in bed, I don’t only stick around but it encourages me to flirt even more with different girls, hoping to get more & more sex because mehn! I’ll give anything for a good sex streak.
WHY WON’T SHE KISS ME, FEEL ME, OR…
So I met this girl (let’s call her Zoe), we flirted for a bit, and we exchanged numbers & the next week we’re in bed. All things seem to fall into place as I’m able to finally slip my hands into her boobs. I mean, Zoe gives the usual inviting ‘stop’… you know the girl’s thing but her words start to fade as I slowly bite her neck. I love me a sensitive girl but Zoe’s sensitivity is on a different level.
My breath close to her ears gives her chills as I can see her feet vibrate as I suckle her ear lobs, my hand still on her boobs. Neck kisses, boobs, ears & it goes on & on for about 1hr30mins. I can tell she’s having the foreplay of her life. But something’s off! Why won’t she kiss me, feel me or try to please me too? I like nice things too you know…
Well, I know she sure had fun but don’t know how to rate this day for myself; surely it was an inevitable test of patience . She was ON so we didn’t have sex. Man’s left with blue balls but thank god for my right hand, I must please myself if I must survive the night abi wetin man go do?
I’m counting the calendar days & you can’t tell me 10days is not enough. Of course, I’ve been caring all the days between – “How was work?” “Please take some rest”, “I can’t get you off my mind”. I mean, I hate texting but you really need to show that you care…
AND A HORRIBLE SEX FOLLOWED…
So it’s 10days after & we link up at my place. You can tell we’ve both been waiting for the moment. She hasn’t even stayed long & she wants to be going. Go where? Or are you lost baby girl? I put the work on her neck – now I can see the hickey so I strip down! Are you shy? Okay, I’ll turn off the light.
I like to show off the big man (my dick), he’s 7.6 inches must be regarded as a separate entity. I call him KING and expect he be treated as such. Jokes apart every girl should know how to fondle a man’s dick. Forget foreplay, now we are having the sex of our lives or so I think; listening to how her breathe fade, I can barely see her eyes. As it lasts longer she obviously enjoys it more & me less. Wetin dey happen sef? Zoe still doesn’t agree to kiss me or remove her shirt or bra completely. She removes just her shorts & pants & deep down I’m really starting to vex.
Zoe is tall, clean, pretty & light-skinned. A perfect spec but why’d she be trying to pretend like she’s not into the sex? Now I’m certain it’s her ego. In my mind, I’m like “lol, I wish I could record you just so you see how your facial expressions gave you away”.
Sex’s still on! down to the second round & notice me doing all the work. Zoe’s still laying flat on the bed, eyes shut, legs open, lips smirking – I whisper to her “can you ride my dick?” No response as we start to tip over the bed. “Zoe we falling… can you adjust a bit?” Now it’s clear Zoe can’t do a thing unaided. I lift her back into the bed as we continue sex in the pretzel dip position.
Let’s doggy & as usual, I literally have to turn her and set her hands myself. mehn! the girl is so lazy. Five seconds in & Zoe can no longer hold a doggy as she sinks back into the bed. We slowly transition into a flatiron position. You see if you want to maximize your thrust in this position simply slip a pillow between her belly and the bed; in my case, I slip two pillows and can hear her moan change. Zoe is now seeing stars. I give you all this and can’t imagine I’m still begging for a ride. Baby come be my cowgirl.
For a second I shut my eyes & all I see is Temi. 11 months down the line & I swear I still see her in my dreams. Damn, I’ve never had sex that great! Temi gave me the ride of my life. I could imagine the best moment of our sex. You see the best moment of cowgirl is when she slightly tilts backward as your dick bends slightly and the uppermost part of her vagina concentrates on the cap region of your dick. Mehn how do I describe the feeling? Feels as though something tight wraps on your dick & slowly pull out your semen. Mehn this is how to treat a 7.6 inches KING. You do this and you’ll hear any guy moan. This was the cloud 9 treat Temi gave me, I almost sold her my last name cause O boy!! It was that great.
As I open my eyes it’s a different reality, Zoe’s in the same position & now I feel like a robot. At this moment I was utterly displeased with the sex, slowly my dick goes flaccid & I’m shooting pool with a rope. I give up! no ejaculation but who cares? The sex is no longer pleasing.
GIRLS STOP THIS!!
How can I be doing all the work? Sometimes I feel girls exaggerate how pleasing sex is. It’s really not as pleasing to guys if girls don’t put in the work; in many cases, we just keep up to cum. In my case, I completely lose it as I lay down on my side of the bed.
Forget porn, sometimes I wonder if people learn from movies. Do you see the expressions in the series ‘Dark Desire’? When Alma rides Dario or her husband Leonardo? Or would you rather talk about Laura & Massimo in 365 days? Yea I know these are just drama but drama depicts life. Real-life sex should be as passionate & expressive but definitely not for Zoe. She would rather lay in bed and contribute nothing to the sex.
It pains me so much that I couldn’t communicate her lack of sexual prowess to her. I imagine her reminiscing it as probably the best sex of her life when in actual sense, she’s a fraud. Gave nothing, to enjoy so much.
Guys!!! I think it’s high time we started voicing out to these ladies how wack they are in bed. Most ladies are quick to call out a man for lasting 4 minutes in bed or having a small dick but see nothing wrong in their deficiency in bed. It’s unfair. Why do ladies feel bringing their bodies is enough for sex? Common madam! Up your skill or come and be going! You suck in bed!
Now to my question, firstly to the men, sincerely, how do you feel when a lady contributes nothing in scrubbing the carrot but lays like a log of wood? Do you tell her her sex game is whack or let it slide? If you’ve communicated an observed lack of skill to a lady before, I’ll like to know her reaction. To the ladies, why is it that most of you all hate to explore and be versatile in bed? Is it shyness or really lack of skill? You all be acting like “ehn after all he’s sucking boobs, he should be okay”... Well, he’s not! I’ll appreciate your opinions in the comment section below 👇👇
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