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There is a code among men which goes, “I SAW HER FIRST”

Writer- Solomon Chibuzor
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Her eyes sparkled when I uttered shamelessly *” you’ve got the best dimples I have ever seen’* …of course that was flattery. She sure is extremely beautiful, a #9 if you must ask, but I sure have seen better dimples. I only wanted her to expand that smile she was already wearing, and she did.

That’s when I saw it again.. Her beautiful gap tooth. She had let it out before. This time, it was the best I had ever seen. The sight was a haven for me and my gap fetish.

At this moment imaginations ran through my thick skull, from the thoughts of our lips locked together to the nastier thought of that dentition gently grazing my dick.

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Lola seemed to somehow magically know my thoughts. She kept this cruel smile going for a minute, her eyes locked to mine and as I met her gaze, she led me with her to the slightly pulsating bunch on my waist. I immediately had on my wicked smile… My thoughts *shit is about to get real right now!*

Then Urch spoke, without looking away from his laptop *” this one you guys are unusually quiet, are you out of things to talk about?”*

Then it hit me, Urch is in the room. And this is Lola. Damn! What was I thinking? I looked at her again as she sensually curved her lips while looking and slowly took her eyes off my package. This drove me crazy in so many ways but I kept my cool.

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It was exactly a week ago that Urch and I hung out just outside his photo studio to talk about anything and everything, for lack of things to do.

We were lost in our silliness for a minute that we somehow didn’t notice a beautifully shaped girl pass.

Urch, looking up, said *”Bro, check out that babe.. Damn,!”*

We could only see her backside so I added *”I can bet you that what you see behind her is all she’s got, her face is probably shity and her chest a slippas”*

..as if some unseen force wanted to counter my notion, this babe stopped to bid for a cab, and at this moment turned around as the cab had passed her a bit.

My mouth dropped!

Her breasts were like the work of a first-class plastic surgeon, and her face lit up the whole street.

Urch got up, stretching his shirt and without looking at me, he said *Dave, I’m in love*

Then he went after her before she could hop into the taxi.

The rest is history.

Fast forward to now… Today… Her first visit…

She’s in need.

I’m in need.

But bigheaded Urch is in planet photoshop.

He is completely unaware, yet there is nothing I can do about it.

He saw her first! and thats sad but I gotta respect the bro code.

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Bubu
Bubu
1 year ago

Okay this has got to be one of my favorites, I love this short story 😍😍

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Bubu

Glad you had an interesting read😉

Mykel Oche
Mykel Oche
1 year ago

Thought I was reading a novel for a sec
Sometimes I hate bro code especially when it’s not in your favour.

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Mykel Oche

🤣🤣🤣 no one likes anything that’s not in their favor. Thanks for reading

Obama
Obama
1 year ago

Lol! I used to abide by that particular bro code. Maybe I still do but not as religiously as before cos it’s caused gbege between me and my guy before….😂

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Obama

Are you really gonna do this? Why give us some incomplete gist😂😂… common, share the gbege with us. Lol

Obama
Obama
1 year ago

you didn’t specify that amebo was part of muttering minds oooh… But shaa, it was me that saw this girl first and liked her but I never said anything to her so my guy moved ahead of me without knowing that I had such Romeo intentions too…now they’re vibing titanic love and as his bestie, me too I’m in the picture flowing with her on friendship level ooh! the day I told my guy that I had intentions too… he jokingly gave me one mischievous look but e no mean. Where kasala come burst na the day wey I see… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Obama

hahahahah! now this is funny. My dreams don’t come through so if I were in your shoes, there’s a high tendency that I will maintain my pursuit. Thank you for sharing.

Obama
Obama
1 year ago

Lol! Ahh!

That same week we almost had a beef concerning that same Girl..

I didn’t tell you that as I woke from that dream… He was awake looking at me… That shit was mad creepy yo!

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Obama

hahahaahha! whaaat! like he knew

Darius
Darius
11 months ago

My friend and I went strolling a fortnight ago and I saw a pretty girl from afar. Since she was walking towards our direction, we decided to, for lack of a better word, waylay her. We engaged her in a conversation and I realized she wasn’t my speck, but I noticed my friend liked her because he suddenly became a comedian. He’d say funny things to make her laugh. To cut long story short, I collected her number and gave it to him. I saw her first but he liked her first. Seeing her first won’t always translate into liking… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
11 months ago
Reply to  Darius

You are a good guy😎… what you did should be another angle to the bro code👌

Dante
Dante
11 months ago

This writer most be a pro. He led me on and on when i was suppose to be on my Job lol. honestly the bro code thing in our time is almost non existent. As a guy if you are not lucky your G will either be A Cockblocker or A fuck boy that thinks he deserves her more than you lol. matter of fact he will twist the bro code to suit his move. for instance as bros if i need her more than you then a bro should understand and for get that he saw her first.

muttering minds
Admin
11 months ago
Reply to  Dante

Glad you had an enjoyable read😊. Well some guys dont know this, they always want to eat the cherry to an extent before passing it on😊. And Yes he’s a pro👌

AirStar⭐️🌠🌠
AirStar⭐️🌠🌠
11 months ago

😂 so I am just reading this.. And it’s interesting.. This bro code can affect a babe too oo 😂 because if the person I like wasn’t the one who saw me first amongst his friends and they are following a bro code I might as well rewrite that code oo 😂😂.

muttering minds
Admin
11 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 rewriting is allowed joor

Seyi
Seyi
11 months ago

Lmao
If I hear say majority comply to the code

muttering minds
Admin
11 months ago
Reply to  Seyi

🤣🤣 these men ain’t loyal

Stainless
Stainless
9 months ago

This bro code of a thing doesn’t even make sense because their quietness and self attraction for each other might lead them into another thing which will ruin the relationship of both parties. So therefore, it should be broken for two hearts to meet and bond.

muttering minds
Admin
9 months ago
Reply to  Stainless

Well said! Welcome on board too😊.

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