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Lets Play A Game… Fetish or Obsessions or Both?

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Fetish! Fetish! Fetish!🤤 So tell me, do you have one? I presume it’s one of those topics you’ll prefer to remain buried in your closet that is why I decided to kill two birds with one stone by pitching the discussion on Fetish and Obsessions. This means only one thing, if you don’t have a fetish or feel uncomfortable sharing, then you must be obsessed with something…like the smell of your own fart maybe.🤭

Yeah, you heard me. I know the last thing you want to do is smelling someone’s fart but guess what, you’ve been missing all along. Sniffing farts has its own health benefits. According to research, hydrogen sulfide, the gas that gives flatulence its repulsive smell, reduces the risk of heart attack, stroke, cancer and helps stave off dementia. Since I found out, it started to seem like I became obsessed with breaking the wind although not gathered enough confidence to savor the richness deeply because it perpetually gives me an obnoxious feeling🤮. For real though, you should research the benefits of inhaling farts, I assure you that going forward you’ll feel more confident letting out that air. 😌

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Obsessions First!

I am obsessed with the smell of menthol. The smallest sniffle from a menthol bottle is enough to make me feel alive; I inhale so deeply it feels like I just clinched an orgasm. My nostrils are promiscuous when it comes to trying out menthols, they are so trained they can tell what brand makes the best and the brands making a rookie mistake. When I was younger, I dug a hole in our mattress, I would usually pinch the foam off daily because I needed a stench of menthol to see me off to school. Every morning I will dip a piece of foam in a menthol jar to be sure it’s well saturated in it then I’ll hold it with me and sniff it at intervals. As an adult, it’s my handkerchief that bears the brunt. You’ll always find a yellow stain because of its continuous immersion in Menthol. 🙃

Are you also obsessed with Menthol? I’ve met some people who get agitated at the smell of it. If you are one, NEWSFLASH…! THAT’S YOUR CUP OF TEA!.☹ Hmmm, what else am I obsessed with? I used to love binge drinking Fanta and popcorn. The duo played well as the perfect couple for my belly, in fact offering me a treat with the combo was a way to appease me if you fell off my wagon. But not anymore after the boy I loved who always gave me so much of it got ****** (fill the gap). Now my current man serves me Malt and Milk goals, should I be scared? 🧘‍♀️
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As an adult, it’s my handkerchief that bears the brunt. You’ll always find a yellow stain because of its continuous immersion in Menthol.

Even though I read that any obsession is dangerous, we all gotta be obsessed with something. You’re probably saying to yourself right now “But I got none?” Guess what, some people are actually obsessed with smelling their armpit and chances are that you fall in that category. If your answer is ‘NO’, it means you love to itch underneath and relish on the odor like a sumptuous three square meal…right?? 😜You gotta have an obsession. Shuuuuuu🤫… its porn right? Don’t worry, I promise not to tell.

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And then there’s Obsessive Compulsive Disorder which I like to believe I’ve escaped from. Thanks to my little Nephew who scatters the house immediately I’m done arranging. His action proved to me that some obsessions die after all by mere looking away. No therapy needed.💆‍♀️

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And then there’s Obsessive Compulsive Disorder which I think I’ve escaped from…

Now What??? FETISH!!!

Can I plead the fifth in telling my fetish? I was rooted to the spot the day I read a story on one of these relationship blogs about a man saying he couldn’t cum except he is sexing his lady on her period. LIKE!!! MENSTRUAL BLOOD IS WHAT TICKLES SOMEONE!!! I thought sexual intercourse should be avoided at that time of the month.🤢

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I became curious about knowing people’s fetishes. I needed to be sure I had friends on the normal side because people can look normal but they’ll have you running for your dear life the day you discover all that’s buried in their closet. 

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LIKE!!! MENSTRUAL BLOOD IS WHAT TICKLES SOMEONE!!!

In case you are a little lost, a fetish is typically referred to as a behavior that someone cannot get sexually aroused without. It is also a term people use to describe sexual arousal that is coupled with a typically non-sexual object. For instance, there are some men who cannot make sweet love to a lady except she’s on heels, some ladies love role-playing, some are attracted to piercings, some, a certain color or type of underwear, etc. All these are mild fetishes.

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Some fetishes are really weird and bother more on the obsessive, for example, Gerontophilia (feeling sexual attraction for only people way older than you), foot fetish (licking the feet of your sexual partner) BDSM ( sex practices involving bondage, discipline, submission, and sadomasochism), etc. the most common under this is ‘Spanking’. Do you know that some people find sexual gratification through bleeding or blood? It’s called Hematolagnia. After I read this, I became less shocked about the man who loves period blood. Still strikes illegal in my eyes though.

Meet the person who gets turned on by gushing nosebleeds | Metro News

So I did a mini collation of fetishes from friends…stick with me…

“I can’t explain my love for breasts and cunnilingus (giving head). For some reason, I enjoy giving head to having sex. I’m not even the one getting the pleasure but it’s something I love so much, that’s the reason I don’t have sex with any girl that comes my way cause I want to eat her. As for my love for breasts, it’s that bad that a certain girl had to save my contact as ‘BREAST’.”- Storm.

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“I weirdly enjoy pain during sex. On me though. I like my girl to scratch and bite and beat my chest and all that…lol. It’s mad steamy. That’s my fetish”- Bite

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As for my love for breasts, it’s that bad that a certain girl had to save my contact as ‘BREAST’

“Lol, I don’t have one. I think people that have fetishes are those that are sexually active, I might be wrong. But for my ex, he liked to bite my cheek, that was his own fetish”.– Aure

“I personally get aroused by V-line abs. Not every guy has it, even some guys with packs don’t have it. That alone can make me take off my pants. But then he has to be shirtless, wearing loose pants or just boxers for me to see it.”– Jules

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“I like thighs cause they are attractive to look at, sensual to touch, and exciting to play with. Thighs give a sense of innocence. The fairer the thigh, the better. (For obvious reasons).”- Obuora

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Let’s play a game, ‘Fetish or Obsessions or Both’.

These were my best five responses. They made me laugh and imagine quite some sensual rubbish though. While Fetishes can be an obsession, an obsession is not always a fetish, now you see why I picked the duo for a discussion, there’s an obvious thin line. But what causes people to have sexual fetishes though? 

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You know what, let’s play a game, ‘Fetish or Obsessions or Both’. I’ll love to hear about your fetish or obsession (or both), and what you think caused it. It’s okay if you cannot trace the cause. I know you’re longing to hear my fetish, well I mentioned it earlier, mine is the most common under ****. If you’re fond of deliberately skipping lines when you read, then you missed mine. Perhaps you should just forget about it and say yours.😴

 

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King
King
4 months ago

I don’t think I have any, some of the fetish mentioned above fall under oral sex and oral sex is normal for me …I mean it is the best.

Oh, maybe the beautiful smell of neat vagina is a fetish for me but I guess that is just normal anyway.

King
King
4 months ago

Yea, I know that some people can’t stand oral sex but that doesn’t make it as bad as they think …it just a perspective and orientation.

Neat vagina is the same thing as healthy vagina, and a neat vagina’s smell may best be described as musky or fleshy.
Such a very strong and sweet smell 😍 that’s hard to ignore.

Rotez
Rotez
4 months ago

I can relate to this article on many levels lol, but when it comes to obsessions, I think it’s a phase thing for me, they come & go. My current obsession is collecting nude photos, the woman body is incredibly fascinating to me, I honest believe that’s God’s best work, it’s art. So Whenever is see a great body, that artwork is going to my gallery for sure. SO yh I’m nude collector LOL As for fetish…… I LOVE PLEASURING WOMEN. The woman comes first(double entendre 😉). It’s almost as an objective for me. I love giving head, maybe more… Read more »

Bubu
Bubu
4 months ago

This story is weird but I love it 😂😂. My fetish has got to be After shave, the smell of it on my man drives me ‘loco’.

Literally anything that’s got great smell is a turn on for me, but aftershave does the most.

Idawor Ruth
Idawor Ruth
4 months ago

As for obsession, mine is in relation to movies😅😅😅. I love horror especially at night, I can literally spend all night watching horror movies😅😅

Rome
Rome
4 months ago
Reply to  Idawor Ruth

wow ! Are you me ? Are me you ?

Same way i love horror movies at night especially . The more horror it is at night the more fulfilled . Uhmm

blow
blow
4 months ago

My obsession… it changes with time, not permanent. before now i was obsessed with noisy environment, so much that when i relocated to a quiet environment it felt like i was living in the midst of the dead… But as time goes on i began to blend in with the quiet environment thing, and now, it has gotten to a point where if someone is talking with me and begins to speak loud, i just end the discussion somehow.
Has for my fetish… it is too weird to be disclosed 😝😝😝

bukas
bukas
4 months ago

Fascinating read! I don’t know about fetishes, but I am obsessed with petite ladies. A “small” lady but fiery lady I can easily lift up and suspend in the air as I do silly things to her. Breasts that get lost when cupped in my palms drive me crazy, nipples like unpeeled groundnut. I enjoy just sliding my dick inbetween her thighs from behind and seeing it pop out on the other side. Petite women make the best lovers. They’ll turn you into a pillow without suffocating, and you can easily wrap them up in a bear hug. They are… Read more »

Rome
Rome
4 months ago

My Fetish is i love when women blow farts on my face or mouth … woooahhh !!! Also i love to watch a woman poop . In summary , facesitting me , farting my face n rimming you while your sweet ass gives me the gas or after you poop is my fetish . Also a voyeuriatic interest in watching a lady poo . Just invite me when next you want to poop so i can be there n we gist together 😉… wana sniff your asshole n rim so well . A grill mixture of these is my damn… Read more »

Rome
Rome
4 months ago

Haha … a tip of the iceberg you know ? 😋

Rome
Rome
4 months ago

I love bdsm , i can be a dom , a sub or a switch . Although when as a sub i cannot take pain but as a dom i enjoy inflicting pain especially when my sub has a diminutive figure * lovely 😉.

Ezeugo 1
Ezeugo 1
4 months ago

If my beans isn’t extra salty I can’t eat it.. 🤔could it be an obsession?

Old snake
Old snake
4 months ago

Okay let’s see, I dunno if it’s a “tall guy” thing or something but I’ve noticed most tall guys have an “ASS” fetish and I’m not excluded. And as for my obsessions hehehe I’m obsessed with always going more than one round, 2 at least and coitus reservatus while foreplaying with my partner

David
David
4 months ago

Maybe true coz i also have an ass fetish of smothering and i enjoy spanking of that ass , makes me fucking rock hard . But it is a must you have to smother me with your ass .

Chuk me with ass , bury me in your ass , murder me with your ass . I’m ok laidat

David
David
4 months ago

Much ready i am .

Ines
Ines
3 months ago

What is my fetish sef?! I don’t think I have one. I think I am a 70% vanilla person when it comes to that. As for obsessions, I have a lot but my weirdest is that I find a guy with slightly potrude navel attractive.

Ines
Ines
3 months ago

Lol…..I dunno…..maybe it’s because mine is almost lost in my belly😁😁

Nene
Nene
3 months ago

Whoaaa, I’ll say my obsession is definitely Fanta drink, I cant got 2 or 3 days without having a taste of it😍😍😍😍😍😍 I’m trying hard not to make weed an obsession cause I gotta be fit and proper for my profession always😶😶😶😶😶 My fetish would be I think I love the smell of my under***** and I love to have my rollercoasters with some Adult entertainment(Porn😐😐😐)

Naughty
Naughty
1 month ago

Obsession?
Hmmmmm, I think I’m obsessed with anything weird. Romantic books, naughty & weird discussions, I’m so in.
Fetish?
I luv lips, I can get lost staring at a guy’s lips, especially if it’s really attractive and not too bold…. I don’t know if that’s fetish or not🤦

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