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Ant Girl…

When I was a kid, I loved watching ants. You know the saying “Go to the ants and learn from them” right?  I was always looking out for ant houses and whenever I found one, I volunteered to be their chef. To ensure there was no famine in their land, I would either put plenty of sugar or bread crumbs by their doorstep (Is it a hill or hole step?). It gave me so much joy seeing them come out in their numbers to feed. 

I actually wanted to know if the ants were as wise as the bible puts, well guess what, these creatures are organized. Down to the transfer of food from one ant to another, to the straight file, and the way they fought with antagonistic creatures like cockroaches (OMG! I hate these ones), it made me so happy. 

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Sometimes I wish they could talk so I could do a proper introduction like: “Hey fellas! it’s your favourite human, what would you love to have for dinner yo!”

If you ever find yourself around me and an ant passes by and you smash it dead without mercy, I could shoot you if I had a gun. Don’t try me! That ant has a family goddammit! You probably just killed the breadwinner of a colony, how cruel! That’s some first-degree animal cruelty! you should go to jail.

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Some people don’t even want to imagine that there’s an ant in the same environment with them, talk more of when they see the ant..they reach for their heels and smash without mercy. How cruel? Despite my hate for roaches, I don’t even smash them, just a little wipe to weaken them and then I dispose of them far away.

News Flash: Sometimes when a cockroach threatens my existence and I eventually get a grip of it, I slightly give it a sucker punch and then drag the idiot down to my soldiers. You need to see the struggle, it’s always like a Goliath struggling with a thousand and one Davids. 

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Bird and Dog Girl…

I love birds. I can stay still at a particular spot, not making any sound just so a bird can comfortably eat the little crumbs on the floor😍. I don’t like that they see me or hear my footsteps and fly away, it breaks my heart. If there was a way to communicate to them that I mean no harm, I will be glad to learn such. Does anyone understand the bird language? Sigh!

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Typical me!

Dogs are by every measure my favorite pets😉, as a matter of fact, I got two. I understand when a person says they don’t like dogs, perhaps due to some miscalculated bad experience in their past. What I don’t understand is why someone will see a dog minding its business and the next thing that comes to mind is to pick stones and start throwing or mimicking the dog in a hateful manner. Do you know that dogs find this very triggering? Some of you will say ‘how does she know, has she been a dog before?’  You might  do this for pure hate or fun, either way, such acts are condemnable. Stay away from animals if you cannot be humane to them.  Do not stir up trouble or else your ass might just get bitten to its bones someday.

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Also a very important question here; If you cannot cater for a dog, why have one? Stop increasing the population of stray pets! I hate to see hungry dogs on the street. I sometimes wish I could question them to take me to their owner so I can mete out some really grave punishments🙅.

News Flash: Just so you know it pleases me when a dog suddenly starts chasing a fool that was looking for its trouble by probably throwing stones or mimicking… such moments I loveeee!. 😜

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And You…

Now you’ve just read about my loyalty for certain animals, do you think I am weird? Well if you do then you have to get yourself checked. Well, I’ll love to read about your relationship with animals too. Tell me your favorite, worst and why and also what irks you regarding animal cruelty.

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Melody
Melody
1 year ago

I love dogs, ants too

Mama Jay
Mama Jay
1 year ago
Reply to  Melody

🤯Ant like A.N.T😂😂😂

Dante
Dante
1 year ago

I really enjoyed this piece… one of my favorite channels on dstv is the National Geographic channel and what keeps me on the gram for hours is scrolling through cute animal vids and pics…while growing up in plateau state I engaged in hiking. Visited Sheri hills and lots more it’s is so refreshing aligning with nature I love birds cats dogs etc. when I was young I loved baby lizards 😆 but the lost their cuteness soon as the grew so lost interest lol I can go on on I once had a chameleon lol beautiful memories…I am missing my… Read more »

Darius
Darius
1 year ago

We have a dog and a cat but we don’t let them sleep indoors even now that the weather is harsh. Each time we let them in, they never fail to disappoint us. They soil the whole place. Sometimes our dog would come into the house, defecate and go back outside. I want to believe she does it on purpose. How did I know? She always has this pathetic look she gives whenever she poops in a place she is not supposed to poop. She is a cute foreign dog but she’s evil and mischievous. Our cat has the annoying… Read more »

Darius
Darius
1 year ago

😀😀😁😁😁

Aji
Aji
1 year ago

Lol this reminds me of my childhood love for some really weird animals. Snakes and Spiders. 😃 I really wanted to have a snake pet..🤣

Bibi Mela
Bibi Mela
1 year ago

LMAO! 🤣 So funny a read. As weird as it may sound while growing up I loved rats.😂😂😂 I enjoyed washing dishes outside just to watch them sneak down to pick bits of food. It was a very pleasant sight. They look at you eyeball to eyeball and go about their affairs but once you make a move, they don’t japa.🤣🤣🤣

Zitaaa
Zitaaa
1 year ago

Did you just say rats are cute? 😭😭 I don’t like u again… 🤣

Marty
Marty
1 year ago
Reply to  Bibi Mela

Bruhh…I legit didn’t see this one coming 😂

Onyii
Onyii
1 year ago

You see the ants part, that was sooo me…not anymore though. Spiders are my target, weaken them, put them a bit close to where the ants are…then get myself ready to watch the movie, Ants 2.
Hmmm…good old days.

I totally do not feel comfortable around dogs but i hope to own one someday.

Mama Jay
Mama Jay
1 year ago

ZERO PETS! Let me finish dealing with human beings 1st before I can consider pets especially those with teeths e.g DOG or Billy or whatever they are called😰 A dog bite me on my bumbum when i was about 8 and it scarred me for life of all.the places it chose my bum and allowed everyone laugh at me for years🙄, so when someone will naw say “Sophy come e no go bite you” 😏 Me: “no wahala I dont like what I hate e go be”✌. Shey the 1 that bite me that year bite my bumbum even when… Read more »

Ihuoma
Ihuoma
1 year ago

Woah…I just found out some interesting facts about ants😍

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