Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate kids.
I just can’t stand their inability to stay put; always running around like minions getting the whole place messed up, disregarding instructions, making one always scream at the top of one’s voice. Very restless beings, emphasis on RESTLESS!
Worst of it all is how much they can’t stay quiet, cry as if a death plaque has come upon them. You can’t please them with the same thing more than once, they are just too needy little creatures.
Every time I’m faced with seeing one, I always hear myself cry out loud, can you just turn 18 already? And I’m certain I’m not the only one on this planet that can’t stand kids. We fear we will be tagged ‘evil’ and criticized if we speak up.
NEWS FLASH: The world has evil in its make up. Not denying the fact that I love them and just can’t wait for them to grow up, I still don’t believe I put someone through that much stress as a kid.