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Am I the only One who can’t Stand Kids?

Writer- Jules Jeremiah
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Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate kids.

I just can’t stand their inability to stay put; always running around like minions getting the whole place messed up, disregarding instructions, making one always scream at the top of one’s voice. Very restless beings, emphasis on RESTLESS!

Worst of it all is how much they can’t stay quiet, cry as if a death plaque has come upon them. You can’t please them with the same thing more than once, they are just too needy little creatures.

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They are having fun innit?

Every time I’m faced with seeing one, I always hear myself cry out loud, can you just turn 18 already? And I’m certain I’m not the only one on this planet that can’t stand kids. We fear we will be tagged ‘evil’ and criticized if we speak up.

NEWS FLASH: The world has evil in its make up. Not denying the fact that I love them and just can’t wait for them to grow up, I still don’t believe I put someone through that much stress as a kid.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
1 year ago

I love been around kids and they love been around me though not for too long because I do not give them the chance to disturb me. I always put them to order. When they look at my facial expressions they get scared, they have no other choice than to maintain absolute silence
Kids are interesting to be with but their noise and fighting can breake you down.

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Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Anonymous

I will recommend that Juliet borrows your face anytime she’s faced with kids… Thank you for reading! Cheers!

Darius
Darius
1 year ago

Kids are the bane of my life, especially the ones that are stubborn and hyperactive.

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Darius

😂😂😂 why are they so hyperactive self? At such age??

Darius
Darius
1 year ago

Hyperactivity (also known as sugar rush) happens when kids eat foods with high sugar content.

In other words, confectionery and other sugary snacks can make kids hyperactive. I also believe this assertion does not apply to all kids because some are naturally calm.

muttering minds
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Darius

Thank you for the insight, I will research this.

Bubu
Bubu
1 year ago

Yes it is true and known. That’s why parents are advised not to give their kids sweet drinks, Meals or snacks as supper else no one is sleeping that night.

Bubu
Bubu
1 year ago
Reply to  Darius

Some kids don’t need sugar to be hyper active, sometimes I wonder if my lil cousin was on steroids cos I don’t understand where his energy came from. As early as 7:00 am on a school day he’s already fighting his sister inside the car on their way to school. You don’t want to see him during the weekends.

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Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Bubu

I need to meet this lil champion😂😂😂…his sister will be like “worris all diz”… perhaps he’s practicing to be like the likes of Anthony Joshua. Get the lil man a court already😂😂

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