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Office Romance: Freaky Sexcapades With My Boss

Writer- Romeo
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Rules are slippery, especially the ones we’ve set for ourselves. You hold so hard and because you’re not accountable to no one, it sometimes becomes like a cube of melting ice in your palm, the more you cling to it, the more you lose grip. When it comes to finding attraction, nursing it, and maybe turning it into love, we all have our preferences and barriers, but sometimes these urges treat us like Judas. I used to tell myself that no matter the amount of horniness my body exuded, the office space was definitely out of the question. But hell no, the office space hath no danger like my gasping libido.

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So this very day I was at work and felt the pressing need to pee, I could not use the gents because I was outside the office building so I resolved to make use of a sharp corner outside (typical Nigerian man style). I was completely jolted from my pressure relief as I heard my boss called my name at a very close range. “Romeo! Romeo!” I never heard any footsteps prior to then, perhaps I was too carried away obeying the call of nature and enjoying the soothing relief. 

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Still letting out urine, I turned slightly to my left, and behold, my boss stood, lust, watching the size of my dick as it relieved itself. Her gaze made me shocked too that we both stood transfixed staring at each other in a synchronous surprising mood for a few seconds. To make matters worse, I could not bury my dick back into my brief as it all happened in the middle of the shower. She surprisingly stood and watched until the last drop. I jingled the bell and tucked my dick in while acting like it was nothing but an unplanned occurrence. I guess that awakened her consciousness as she breathed and whisked me off to point out a flaw in a work I did earlier. We both acted as nothing happened. 

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My boss is a very beautiful woman who is moderately tall and has a well-built body. We both have a very cordial relationship, we make jokes about almost anything and we both are sort of close. After that day, I could read from her mood around me that she was quite disturbed about the incident. Whatever she had in mind I could not tell but she sure wore a strange countenance. Also, days after the incident, she took an interest in addressing me as ‘big boy‘ and sometimes joked with me saying she is sure my girlfriends are lucky. Well, I didn’t overthink it as we were cordial before what happened and slightly used to have relationship conversations and other topics that transcend workplace stuff, but never did we cross the line of erotic thoughts for each other.

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OOPS!!!

“Don’t your girls complain of your size?” huh!! I didn’t know the reaction to give on this fateful day when she threw the question from the blues. We had coincidentally closed late from work as I had to finish some jobs that day in her private office space. As expected, two idle minds trying to keep each other company in a silent space, we delved into a variety of topics, sex inclusive.  

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The question had my head rotating 360 but gosh! I couldn’t feign ignorance as the nature of our discussion had already laid a foundation for such. I shyly responded “No” without looking her in the eye and this made us both giggle at each other. She then opened up to me about how that incident messed up her day and still sometimes fucks with her head. That moment where someone lets you in on their secret and you gotta play cool so that they feel comfortable, I made her believe it was nothing. “Can I catch a little glimpse again?” Huh?! Did I hear correctly or my ears are messing with me? Did my boss just ask to see my dick?! Wow! I wasn’t sure how to react, putting two and two together wasn’t forthcoming. Should I unzip my trousers? Is this a fucking test? My dick was already giving some tensioning nods inside my briefs. 

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The farthest I’ve heard this kind of scene occurred is usually on pornhub (boss sucks and squeezes secretary’s titties after work🤭).  Never thought a day like that would come where I’ll have my share of office romance. While she stared waiting for my next move, I found myself unhooking my belt, I then dropped my boxers, and showed her my dick. The tension in the room became too high, she stared at my dick like she wanted something more. Dumbfounded! my adrenaline was pumping high, I became fully erect. 

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“Wow”, she said, breaking the silence. “Care to touch some?” I responded. At this point she’s seen it all, so I didn’t care if my questions crossed the line. It felt like I could hear her heartbeat loud and clear, she came closer and reached for my dick. From little strokes to very fast ones, my dick got engulfed in a highly pitched massage. Just when I thought she still had a little shyness reserved, she gleefully went down on me with a blowjob. I won’t lie, she good. I saw her transform from the gentle boss I thought she was to a wilding just the way I like it. She demanded I gagged her with my dick pounding in her mouth which I obliged and after a while, I erupted in her mouth. Although she didn’t let me insert in her orifice, I had enough pussy juice to lap on and also tongued her soft rounded ass. What a day! This was the start of our office romance. 

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Subsequently, we developed the habit of working late hours just to have sex or meeting at secluded places to have quickies. I recollect pounding her on her table, giving her doggy not less than twice in her toilet, and of course, tending to her facesitting fetish which became our routine during foreplay. Anyone who has fetishes would understand the pleasure derived from it. We almost got caught and that was the end of our office sex. Although we still had it one more time after then, we did a whole lot outside the office thereafter.

Should You Have Office Romance?

I’ve seen a lot of folks vehemently rebuke the idea of dating or having a fling with someone in their workspace, department, church, etc. well I also was that way too. However in this case, my boss was actually a switch. She knew how to assume the role of a boss whenever people were around, you could even swear I was her least preferred staff.  We also did not let the romance get into business. We were mature enough to separate the two into parallel lines that never met. 

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Office romance 90% of the time is inevitable, it’s the same way you see a random chic in your hood or church and fall in love or play dirty with. And like every relationship has some subliminal rules, one founded in the office should too. My advice to anyone who wants to try office romance is you have to be very discreet and mature enough to handle it. 

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I’ve read beautiful stories of co-workers falling in love and eventually getting married. Likewise, some stories ending in premium tears. In my case, a happy ever after wasn’t the goal though, I really enjoyed my time with her and made up my mind to not be pissed whenever it came to a halt. And yeah it ended,  boss had to fly overseas to further her studies. office romance

Have you ever had a fling or dated anyone in the same workspace with you? How did it turn out? And If you’re averse to having romantic affairs with your colleagues, I’ll like to know why. Also, why is it that office management frowns at love affairs in the workspace? I’m of the opinion that since it involves two adults who know how to effectively go about their daily activities, it shouldn’t be a big deal you know. What do you think? I’ll like to hear your experience and take too in the comment section😅👇.

 

 

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muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago

So Romeo had responded to one of my Naked Letters “He Saw Me Naked”, where I relayed how a strange man sort of bumped into me Naked. I asked my community members if they’ve had anyone who isn’t supposed to see them Naked do so. And Romeo narrated briefly a very interesting scenario with his boss…” the urine encounter”. As per I love gist 🤣🤣🤣,  I pressed further and asked for more back story and what happened after😄. Not until recently, I saw a post on social media talking about “Office Romance” and then my head clicked! I quickly reached… Read more »

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Bagudo
Bagudo
2 years ago

One have to be careful when peeing on a sharp corner to avoid lured somebody

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bagudo

🤣🤣🤣🤣 now here’s a comic relief

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Bagudo

Hahahaha . Mine was just a coincidence

Georgyy
Georgyy
2 years ago

Wow! This story just reminded me of my experience as a youth Corper in Abuja(won’t like to call the name of my PPA then as it was a government organisation). The office I was posted to has department and I was in the Library as I studied Library and Information Science. To some extent, I was a very likeable guy by almost all the department heads. But as it is with all government organisations, it was headed by a director(whom at that time was a female). I honestly had no access to her as normally, I was a small fish… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

Whatttttttt!!!! Do Mutterers look like a joke to you???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 after concentrating through all these lines you’re saying “to be continued” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Continue the story please 😪😪 Continue it now!!! Georgyy!!!

Bubu
Bubu
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

George please don’t start what you cannot finish 😒. Ejoor! send the rest to the Admin, she’ll publish it via “naked minds”.

Wahala for who no signup for newsletter 😌

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bubu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are even more cruel. But that’s a good idea though 😁

Regal Mystique
Regal Mystique
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

Huncle Georgyy How far nau… You cannot just be teasing and messing with the minds of Mutterers just like this nau. Haba!!! Please coman finish what you have started oh bikonu! Admin please do well to follow-up and send him a reminder email to come back and finish what he started oh, Lols! Meanwhile, I was working my own Jejely in my office oh, Naim my mind flashed back to the incomplete Epistle According to Apostle Georgyy. I took a lil break to checkup my social media messages on my private phone and respond to them, Then at a point… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Regal Mystique

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this Georgyy has everyone on their toes. I am guessing he doesn’t check his mails often cause he ought to have gotten the call out notifications since 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And you too, wanna be bad like Georgyy huh? How can you say “story for another day”, when you can just complete the whole thing? That’s wrong now 😒😒

Georgyy
Georgyy
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

OMG😳. I’m so sorry guys. I’m here now Okay. So we continued with the movie. At this point, I started feeling the movement of my boxer inside my trousers, Omo! Little Johnny was already getting hard but I mentioned my cool because I wasn’t sure if this woman was just trying to test me to see the kind of corpers that are in her care. Shortly after, she paused my video, changed the TV channel and called the secretary. I was still wondering what was going on when the secretary worked in. Madam then told her to take some files… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

Wow!!!! Picturing the first encounter in her office gave me chills. I figure she had been doing so to several others cause she knows how well to time her secretary. I also feel the secretary knows what’s up to an extent🤣🤣🤣 because for the Liberian to know then many other staff know as well. Also contrary, she no entirely chop you clean mouth as per the monetary values and then the two years contract job 🤣🤣🤣🤣, let’s be fair, that’s something, I know some people who spend their life straffing superiors but nothing to show for it. Curious much, are… Read more »

Georgyy
Georgyy
2 years ago

Yea, we sometimes chat. She’s hardly in the country these days.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

Must be nice😎😎

Jay
Jay
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

Thanks for sharing. I have a senior colleague that i fantasize about too. But the risk is huge. So i am at my best behavior around her, officious and trying hard not to show that i would rather unbutton her uniform and suck her titties out.

Let the mutual respect continue please.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Jay

🤣🤣🤣 and that’s on period!!!

Regal Mystique
Regal Mystique
2 years ago
Reply to  Georgyy

Wheeew…!!!
What an interesting read. Thanks man for completing the story and relieving my pent up curiosity, Hahaha…

Lucky you, You Knack Madam and Got Rewarded as well…

Angel Mummy
Angel Mummy
2 years ago

Yes I have, it’s awkward & uncomfortable at the same time. I wouldn’t do it again ever

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Angel Mummy

😄😄😄 I can imagine. Lowkey wishing you could go into more details though 🤭

Angel Mummy
Angel Mummy
2 years ago

We were good at the beginning, he later dumped up and started flirting with other people in my presence, we had our last making out session, ended up pregnant, my baby passed on, I was abandoned again, after all the beging because of the baby and now we ain’t an item I have to face him again as if nothing happened. Until you completely heal and you are comfortable, then in the beginning it’s not cool at all because low key all you want is them

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Angel Mummy

Awwwww 😒😒 so sorry to hear. That moment where you decide to keep it on a low but the other party sees it as an avenue to flirt because you have no right to be angry afterall. Not sure you’re completely over it but it feels good to know you’re safe now. Thank you for sharing ❣

Angel Mummy
Angel Mummy
2 years ago

A millions times am so over him, I realized my worth picked myself up and laugh in my mother tongues when he tries to do things to capture my attention

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Angel Mummy

@laugh in mother tongues 🤣🤣🤣… you still work there?😬

Angel Mummy
Angel Mummy
2 years ago

Yes I do, though I was so stupid at first I almost resigned but my girlfriends talked me out of it. And to me he ain’t a friend, stranger or even an acquaintance. I just ignore he exists.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Angel Mummy

Ignoring game on point!! ♦️

Didiong
Didiong
2 years ago

Always digging deep🤣🤣

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Didiong

🤣🤣🤣 of course

Cold
Cold
2 years ago

Not had office romance before and that’s because I have never been opportuned to work with females. I work in a male dominated space. Not sure I have a problem with office affairs though, so long as she can be discreet. Then again, females always want the attention 24/7 so it’s hard to get one that can follow the rules. If you check well, it’s mainly females that kick against office romance. 

But this Romeo guy sha, your boss🥵

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muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Cold

🤣🤣🤣🤣 leave Romeo alone please. I hate to agree with you though on angle of females wanting the attention always but it’s the truth.

Cee
Cee
2 years ago

No, I haven’t experienced such and I don’t think I would.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Cee

Oooo yeah, but remember “never say never” 🤭

Joy
Joy
2 years ago

Lol interesting read. Ofcourse office romance have some thrill to it if you both can keep it a secret. Ofcourse I’ll do it if I’m not in a serious relationship. I’ll never attempt it if I’m in a relationship. It’ll complicate things.

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Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Joy

I agree with you but that secrecy part though, not many enjoy it especially when one party wants more.

Manuel
Manuel
2 years ago

So I and this babe at my workplace have been doing like Romeo and his Boss *smiles* Feelings started on one of our field trips to Kaduna where we had to Lodge in a hotel.  At night, we’ll both come out to the lounge to keep each other company. One thing led to another and this very night we found ourselves cuddling closely on the big couch. Make I no lie, I had an erection that night but held myself. Maybe she wanted something too but you no girls and shakara The trip was for two weeks and three nights… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Manuel

😆😆😆 this gist is sweet. Thanks for sharing, so is she “The one” or *coughs*🤭

Manuel
Manuel
2 years ago

*smiles* I plead the fifth please 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Manuel

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG!!

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago
Reply to  Manuel

Messiah of flirts😂😂😂😂

Ment😂

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

🤣🤣🤣

G. Kay
G. Kay
2 years ago

I have never done that
I don’t think I can let that happen.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  G. Kay

I’ll keep singing “never say never” for all of you 🤣🤣🤣

Bubu
Bubu
2 years ago

Romeo I hail ooo 🙌🏽

Well as for me, I don’t think I’ll ever want to get involved with someone in my work place, I love boundaries and orderliness and I wouldn’t trade it just for knacks.

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muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bubu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pawpaw has a way of cracking me up anytime even when his facials are sad. All hail King Romeo🙌🙌

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Bubu

Lolz . Do not be too sure o 😊

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago

Lolz , going through the comments . I cannot but just laugh . Maybe in my case I feel it was easier because I was dealing with a mature woman

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

Possibly 🤣🤣

Cottonmouth
Cottonmouth
9 months ago
Reply to  Romeo

Once the woman is mature, you won’t find it hard at all

Ezeugo 1
Ezeugo 1
2 years ago

I was waiting for the time the writer would say and i was interrupted by a call from my sister, telling me to wake up it’s past 8am cause it’s so good to be true 😥Phew!!! that was one hell of an erotic story!

I don’t know about office sex but I have an Idea of laboratory sex🙈

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Ezeugo 1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 laboratory sex??? I am sending you a mail right away.

While I was editing my mind was going places too. I kept exclaiming “things dey occur o”🤣🤣🤣

Regal Mystique
Regal Mystique
2 years ago

Ahswear down things dey occur no be lie!
Hahahaha…

Reading this Erotic Epistle according to St Romeo had my mind going places racing way back to my escapades from my university days @ the top floor of Ofrima Complex, Abuja Park…
#IfYouKnowYouKnow
That is how All Night Reading turned Freaky Sex Sessions back to back…
Lols!!!

Meanwhile though I have never had a “Sexual or #OfficeRomance Encounter yet” I Presently have an “OfficeRomance” #Fantasy and huge crush on a consultant assigned to my office for the next couple of months…
I hope to relieve my fantasy soonest…
😊

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Regal Mystique

🤣🤣🤣 @Saint Romeo got me rolling. So you’re warming up for yours huh? Make sure to come back with the gist when it happens🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone mentioned laboratory sex now yours is top floor sex 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you all are wilding 😀🤣🤣

Regal Mystique
Regal Mystique
2 years ago

I Sure will return with testimonies when and if it happens…
Lols @ us being “#Wilding”!!!

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Regal Mystique

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ll be waiting

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Regal Mystique

Baddest ! Oshey

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Ezeugo 1

Your lab sec reminds me of sex inside principal’s house chai .

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

Legendary

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Dangem
Dangem
2 years ago

Many times I had seen advances from my boss…at that time he even told me to my face how he’d like me in his bed but boundaries come first.
Even went as far as planning dates but I always use my mind to pray that he gets extra busy so I can take off.
With time, he got used to my decision.
Well, I can’t say never but heaven deliver us from lust😄😄😄

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Dangem

🤣🤣🤣🤣 may heaven deliver us o. But if boss is not married, you can decide to shoot your shot except he’s not a spec😚

Dangem
Dangem
2 years ago

If he is not married and not in any entanglement, I’d be glad to…but no secrecy cos one might just be part of his pack of flings😆😆😆

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Dangem

🤣🤣🤣 you are right. Heaven knows what other sweet stuff he’s telling other babes at work.

Oj
Oj
2 years ago

I don’t think I ever wanna have anything sexual with my boss
It’s gonna make things awkward between us and I don’t think that’s a great idea…So office sex is a no no for me

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Oj

Okurrrrrrr…but what if its a fellow staff? 😉

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

This was an intense read. I admire your guts Romeo, no cap. Can I be your Juliet? 😂😂😂😂😂

I was almost typing it’s a big no for me until I just remembered I broke the rule already 😂. And it wasn’t just an office romance, we fell deeply in love and it sure did end in premium tears 💔😂😂
The details are withheld for now😂😂😂

I surely won’t want to experience such again, except it’s a journey to together forever.

Fascinating read 💯

Last edited 2 years ago by AglassofJules
muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this one is premium premium tears!!! You can be Romeo’s Juliet only on the condition that you complete your story o. So you better complete it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t need your help, my Romeo is here already 😂😂😂

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

No vex o

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Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

Lolz why not . Don’t tell me your name is Juliet 🤔😊

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

Yes boo, my name is Juliet 🥰

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

Just look at🤣🤣🤣… anyway my mail is always open to receive your heart break letters🤣🤣🤣

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AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

Romeo needs to see this😭😭😂😂😂
Enemy of true love 😂

Last edited 2 years ago by AglassofJules
muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

🤣🤣🤣 you must think this is Shakespeare era

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago

Shakespeare will be shocked to see a different Romeo and Juliet acting a better script 😊

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

🙄🙄🙄🙄

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

I love you already 😂😂😂

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

😉😉😉😉

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

Mind her less lol

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

🤣🤣🤣🤣 okayyyyyy… let’s see who gets their comments approved. And yes this is a threat 🤣🤣🤣

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

Seems you ignored the part where I called you an enemy of true love 😂😂😂

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laugh but my laugh is too dangerous

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago

😋😋😋😋

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

Where’s Mr Pain?
I miss reading his engagement

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

Same here😃. Unfortunately this is not social media where you can @someone and they get the notification. If I don’t see his brakelight in the next 5 market days, I’ll leave him a mail 🤣🤣🤣

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago

😉😉😉😉😉

AglassofJules
AglassofJules
2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣 Three days to go 😂😂

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

Wow ! Really ? 😳. Uhm this sounds interesting . Maybe we could just be another Romeo n Juliet but with a happy ending though . And now person cannot reach you 🤒🤒

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Romeo

🤣🤣🤣 I laugh!!

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  AglassofJules

Uhm . Lovely

Ogeadiro
Ogeadiro
2 years ago

Hmmmmm…..I can relate. Nice piece!!!

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Ogeadiro

😉😉 care to spill some tea?

Nkechi
Nkechi
2 years ago

Ahhhhhhhhh this aint for me,I’m a softie,will probably fall in love and if it’s not reciprocated,big problem has started in my work place and if it is reciprocated still an issue,I’ll start noticing how over friendly he is with other female staff and things like that😂🤣 I kuku know myself,I’ll rather keep things simple jare,work environment has enough tension already 😖😖🥴🥴

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Nkechi

🤣🤣🤣🤣 @softie, you better not try it then before you comot person teeth for work place 🤣🤣🤣🤣 or you run some other chic over🤣🤣🤣

Nkechi
Nkechi
2 years ago

Loool ah I’m not that way oh,I’ll just run him over instead🙂

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Nkechi

🤣🤣🤣🤣 not like it’s a lesser punishment

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Nkechi

Hahaha

Mayor Ndukaku
Mayor Ndukaku
2 years ago

Honestly I doubt I would be able to stand the discomfort accompanying office romance. It’s a no no for me.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Mayor Ndukaku

I feel you, avoid every road that leads to such destruction then 😄

Regal Mystique
Regal Mystique
2 years ago

But mehn the thrill and sheer adrenaline rush that comes with it and the fear of getting caught sha…

Well provided the lady in questions is very open minded, naughty and Adventurous as well and is not interested in catching feelings but enjoying ourselves for the fun of it then I’m very sure that…

…they didn’t caught us!

In the voice of #JamesBrown!

Kikikiki….
Lols!!!

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Regal Mystique

Yeah true, it’s very important both parties are on the same page 😁

Wolf
Wolf
2 years ago

It’s nothing new under the sun, all these female bosses are horny bitches. Behind every bitchy attitude they portray is a sex starved soul wanting to get laid☠

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Wolf

Isn’t it unfair to make such generalisation? You made me recall working with a female boss who whenever she’s pissed, the guys at work attributed it to her being sex starved🤣🤣🤣. For crying out loud, she’s pissed because of your incompetence dammit! 😒

Wolf
Wolf
2 years ago

Admin check well, there an undertone of her being sex starved. The guys are not wrong🤣🤣🤣

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Wolf

I rest my case😔

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Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Wolf

Uhm . Discreet and mature female bosses only . Lool

Bobby
Bobby
2 years ago

I had one office escape but wasn’t with a colleague, was my boss’s daughter. She came to the office one time after she came back to Nigeria. Damn she was fine 😍. All the guys were trying to impress, Omo i just acted like I wasn’t seeing her, didn’t think she noticed me either.  The second time she came to the office,she walked to me and asked my name , I told her and asked her’s. Then she dropped the “got movies on your laptop?” line. I could read she wanted to prolong her stay, so I indulged. We sha talked… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bobby

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you went for the crown! But these children of bosses though, they got guts😎, I used to think movies exaggerated the whole thing until a friend narrated his experience. Glad you enjoyed it, perhaps if you had hung out it could have been a good relationship😉. First time hearing a babe pressing for an outing and the guy declining. Babes are usually the ones who call off dates. Nice😒.

And the other chic🤣🤣🤣🤣 how dare you ignore her??? I can’t imagine being ignored by a guy 😡😡😡

Bobby
Bobby
2 years ago

Lol I was in some unstable phase then😂 but for that other lady, she had a loud mouth and has had issues with literally everyone. I didn’t want to create room where she could talk to me directly.

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muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bobby

🤣🤣🤣 that awkward moment when she airs your dirty linen in the office.

Bobby
Bobby
2 years ago

It’s lovely to see the community you’ve created here, you have time for everyone 😊 I enjoyed reading the comments and replies👍🏾

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Bobby

Thank you Bobby, I feel honoured, good to have you here too😅

Onyii
Onyii
2 years ago

I used to see office romance as cute but meehhhnnnn all the commas that comes with it no worth am at all. “Romeo Romeo”

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Onyii

🤣🤣🤣 the way you said “Romeo Romeo” made me remember this viral video “Romeo Romeo, good boy, good boy” 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know if you’ve come across a viral video where a little boy was scared of a dog.

Well office romance is cute for some not me sha 😒

Romeo
Romeo
2 years ago
Reply to  Onyii

Lol it depends o

Oguntade Olufisayo
Oguntade Olufisayo
2 years ago

Been there,done that. I was working for a remittance company and there was this girl I met in the company. She had ass for days. I wasn’t really aware of her until one day,after work she invited me to a bar to take a bottle of beer. We were in the bar until night,she became inebriated and started jumping me and kissing me. I won’t lie, I was turned on,but I turned down her advances cos I knew she was drunk. I put her in a vehicle and bid her farewell. The next day she was thoroughly remorseful and apologised… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago

In as much as I wanted to be sympathetic, I found myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That moment you’re walking with bae and you see all eyes on her, sometimes you don’t know if to feel blessed/privileged or cursed. Considering how beautiful she is, I can imagine how suspicious you’d have been on every move even harmless gestures from co-workers. Curious much, did they know you guys were an item?🤭

And about the last straw which you’ve refused to spill, maybe I should consider doing a break up series on here. You’ll find me in your mail soon Fisayo 🤣🤣🤣

Oguntade Olufisayo
Oguntade Olufisayo
2 years ago

Everybody knew we were dating. Apparently,before I even knew her,many guys had tried. Cos one day a guy walked up to me and was like ‘are you the one dating Joke?’ What your seniors have not eaten,you calm down and be eating.’ lol…..it’s funny now but it was scary then. Gosh!!

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @seniors. She must have been a very big fish then. Sure you were beefed without remorse🤣🤣

Jay
Jay
2 years ago

Nice read. I see a vibrant community here. Let me settled down and observe. Maybe later, i would share about when a staff walked in on me receiving blowjob from a colleague.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Jay

Whaaaaaattttt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now this is the height!!! Common Jay, no need to observe anything, here’s a safe space. Spill the tea already 😅

Jay
Jay
2 years ago

Lol. How can I get to remove my picture from the dp of my name?

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Jay

😅😅😅 that’s from your email account. If you have a profile picture for your email, it shows here. Otherwise nothing else on you Jay 😅

Didiong
Didiong
2 years ago

So my picture is showing laidis🤣🤣

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Didiong

🤣🤣 no yours is showing an avatar.

Pasidon
Pasidon
2 years ago

Well we business guys cant relate…

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Pasidon

Ooo I see😎

King
King
2 years ago

Hmmmm. I have been seriously avoiding this article because I know it is going to mess up, not only my head but everything, well iyt worth reading. Thank you for winning again. However, I believe anybody can get involve in office romance, you don’t have to plan it, it can happen anyhow and manage it. I have had similar experience with my beautiful neighbor, it’s an experience I will never forget. We had sex almost everyday till we both relocated from the compound and we were able to manage it, no one has to know, and no unnecessary attachment. But… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  King

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’re welcome. It must have been sex on a platter cause I mean, you just knock on each others door and before you know it, sex happens 🤭🤭

Thank you King for contributing, it’s not my intention that the reads here finds a way to trickle your boxers most times, you know 😉

Thank God for the power of relocation 🤣🤣🤣

isaac mathias
isaac mathias
2 years ago

🤓

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  isaac mathias

MVP!! 😄

Anonymous!
Anonymous!
2 years ago

anonymous!

Nice read.

I led the band during my service. Stopped to check up on a band member and it blossomed to her checking up on the third leg and on to lots of straffing. We behaved ourselves perfectly when in public.

Second. At work, had to resolve a colleague’s IT issues and one day she blocked me in the rest room for a dose. Some more discrete sessions followed before she got married and moved on.

They both got their A game.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous!

Hmmmm… you sound quite interesting and like a smooth criminal lol. Good to meet you Anon😁

Anonymous!
Anonymous!
2 years ago

Just a “good” guy looking for “knowledgeable” ladies. Pretty innocent.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous!

Niceeee😎

Didiong
Didiong
2 years ago

Romeo Romeo😁 I have been involved with a colleague, but no office romance. Every romance was outside the office. I loved the man, I thought he was single. He was not married though. I couldn’t tell any office friend about the relationship. I discovered after about a month or two that nigga was planning a wedding. He didn’t tell me, I asked jokingly cause he was looking for a bigger appartment. Then he said ‘I thought you knew’. Tha f**k…. is it written on the forehead? You don’t wear rings… Anyways, twas hard to let go. It ended in tears… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Didiong

🤣🤣🤣🤣 “I thought you knew”… even if my mother were a witch man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is it with this morons and making out with close parties though, is it some sort of ego massager or what 😑😑

Didiong
Didiong
2 years ago

Prolly is some ego massager my dear.

muttering minds
Admin
2 years ago
Reply to  Didiong

Whew!!🤦‍♀️

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