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Dating: The Older the Berry OR…

Co-writers- Jules and Brawn
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Hehehehehehe😁…laughter not too funny yet funny☺…Shall we? So this is our first virtual court case on Muttering Minds where both warring parties don’t get to see yet debate tooth and nail on my proposed topic, weighing the odds and bright sides from their personal biased view😉.

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Shall we? Is age really just a number especially when it comes to relationships or a sour lime we painstakingly shove past our throat under the aegis of “live and let live”🤔? Ladies, would you for any reason accommodate yourself in a relationship with a younger guy? Men, how attractive are older women for an item before they get like rotten bananas and are disposed of😏? 

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First Hearing (MEN🤤)- Representative Brawn

The older the berry, the sweeter the ***** (fill the gap🤤). Older women have always fascinated me since my teenage years. Their poise and psychological makeup are unmatched. And dammit she got big titties🤤🤤…O dear Delilah, just come and ride my horse however you please while I get hypnotized by those not pluckable yet suckable oranges as they bounce through left🥵, right up and down while my pupil tries to keep up a steady gaze and my tongue lusts to taste the areola🥵🥵.

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Older women are not caught up in childish games these smelly young girls are fond of🤮. They aim at their prey and fire the shot. My first sex experience was with an older lady; it’s one worthy of hitting the Guinness record because dear mama took me on a whirlwind of romance and aggression🥵🥵. I felt like a pro, I can imagine having that with a girl my age and looking for the clitoris or vagina🙄. I bet she’ll laugh and then go over to tell her folks how slow I am😖. Older women don’t care, they teach you how to worship them🤤🤤.

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I met an older chic during my WAEC examination, that was my first encounter. She was my first target after a series of fantasies and alas faith brought us together🙈. She stood out beautifully to an extent all the boys wanted her. We sat closely for two weeks but never spoke yet every night I’ll fantasize about the shape of her butt🙈🤤.

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I was too shy to approach her and as though nature wanting to play unfortunate cards, my close friend started telling me about how much he’s been crushing on her😖. There was too much joy written all over his face, would this mean me respecting the bro code? Well, we’ll see about that. The next day he came over to my class and tried talking to her and that’s how I got involved🤣🤣. Like such a moment where your friend brings a babe and you suddenly become the comedian🤣🤣. I laughed at him in my mind yet acted like I didn’t know what game I was playing🙃.

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I and the barbie got along, it was a rare connection. Tell you what, she’s also been low key feeling the boy for a while😎. She knew my name, birth date, and added that we share the same birth month but different years. I was shocked because, despite the long tail difference in age, she accommodated my friendship☺.  

Read: Let’s Play a Game… Fetish or Obsessions?

To cut to the chase, she asked me out. Such bravery! And she didn’t die o😌. We kept the relationship on a low and since she was my seat partner nobody suspected. If you’ve watched “A Fall From Grace”, that was how everything went (excluding the scam🤗). She was all colors of romantic, and the sex like I described earlier was the bomb🧨. Unfortunately, we lost communication after the exams because my phone caught a fever and my not so darling friend who still remains pissed about what happened in the ’90s blatantly refused to give me her number🤣.

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It was all fun while it lasted though. Call me strange, but I sometimes feel I am living way above my age especially in my love life😉. She raised the bar for me and since then I get entwined with older women. I’ve tried girls my age but nahhhhh🤮, they seem to mess it up one way or the other especially with silly demands (begi begi FC🙄).

Read: Am I the Only One Who Can’t Stand Kids?

Hmmmmmm so would I get married to an older woman🤔? Well, this is tough. Asides that it’s hard to find an older woman who can throw caution to the wind and tell society that she’s in love with a young man old enough to be her son, childbearing comes to mind too😖. I love kids and there’s this thing I heard about older women not being able to have kids when they turn 40. I stand corrected🙈.

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Also, the imagined screams of my mother saying “Abomination!!! Abomination!!!” 🤣🤣the moment I dare introduce a woman twice my age as a wife🤣🤣. And again, would she accord me due respect as the man of the house? *Covers face*. At the end of the day, I’ll be back to marrying one of these younger ladies who think they know it all🥺🤨. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice… but this particular juice is like munching on sugar cane, sapping the juice, and throwing the shaft away😪. Unfortunately, the joy doesn’t last, especially in this part of our world🥺. However, until marriage calls (that’s if it ever will😌) I’ll be on my grind cruising on matured titties of older women🤤. Until then…

 

Second Hearing (Women🤯)- Representative JULES

“Jules, I’m sorry I lied to you,” he said to me pleading and sober. Nah, this is a pretentious act to get me to accept his foolery huh🙄? “What if I hadn’t subconsciously glanced through your International Passport guy🤯?” Finding out his real age on that green sheet made me swore I had dyslexia,  that’s how much I trusted him🧐.

Whaaaatttt! I’ve been dating a younger male for four months and I freaking had no clue🤯.

“I thought you were okay with dating a younger male?”, my girlfriend asked in response to my lamentations🥺.

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I’ve always been of the idea that it doesn’t matter who’s older in the relationship, so long as there’s an understanding and love, as the heart chooses who it accepts and there’s nothing you can do about it. But you know it’s easier said than done🤨. Liesssss oooo🤨🤨. Experiencing it first hand is a different ball game entirely😪. 

Read: Maybe it’s Saner to Hide your Real Age or…

“Wait babe, you mean to tell me I’m two years older than you are when all the while I’ve been thinking you’re 3years older than me?” Ah🤯, Julesbaeby you’ve hit the bottom rock🏽‍♀️ men will always embarrass you no matter their age tueh🤮! I felt abused, by a minor for that matter and this wasn’t a good feeling at all😵.

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Love hits differently for a lady when she realizes her heart craves the attention of a man younger than she is. Staying strong for me, I let go of the idiot🙄, bearing in mind to always enlist age as a first date question with proof of birth of course😂! You see the beard gang members especially, do not be deceived by the number of hairs fallowing under their jaws and across their chins, it’s a facade😂😂. Most of their ages are not even up to a fraction of the hair strands you see. ASK THEIR AGE O!😂😂

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It seems like the idiot forgot to close the gate on minors after he vanished as more began to flood me afterward🤧. “She’s a small girl, let me shoot my shots”… perhaps there’s nothing cute about owning a small body otherwise how would this dunce I’m ten years older than have the courage to profess decayed love to me😩😩?

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ASK THEIR AGE!

Did I really learn my lessons? 

Fast forward>>>>> I got introduced to this handsome well built young man after a series of failed relationships😣. 

Please pay attention…

My first conversation with him was magical and I thought, “this is it!”. But as a Lagos girl who prides in being chased by a man🙃, I took my time to let things play out while observing due protocols like daily checkups, (as per doctor😂), mushy texts, and sharing food of course😜. Meanwhile, I was flashing green lights like a traffic warden “Brother ask me out now, let me just say YES🤣🤣”.

Read: Stop the Deceit! Whoever you are Dating Owes You!

One day, I saw “In case you’ve been wondering who my heart beats for🏾” captioned on a post he made on his WhatsApp status🙈, I immediately reached for my medicated lens to be sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me as to whom the caption was referring to. His next post read “Happy nerdy birthday to the LOML”.Then I paused and thought aloud🤔, “I’m a nerd, but today’s not my birthday, is this a prank😩?”, and then boom the face was revealed. I swallowed my greenlight at that point and didn’t care if it’ll choke me😵😖.

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I caught myself typing “Happy birthday to bae”, and NO! I didn’t mean that at all, “You’re a mother fucker” was what I intended to type😩.

I stopped communicating with him afterward, till karma brought him to me unannounced at an event. We got along well enough and I realized I still had a soft spot for him🙃, up until we had the dreaded age conversation and it was revealed I was 6years older🤯.

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“Whaaaatttt!!! child abuse!!!”. We had already done some tasty lip-locking🤮, monkey bed adventures🤮, nothing short of a love cruise😵. Where do I begin to end this menace🥶? Maybe this was why he introduced me to “The Men’s Club” series, he must have known of the age gap all along and was hoping I could be his Mrs. Lawson. Well, too bad my laws will not harbor any supposed son as a lover. Never😖! 

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No doubt Frank is a very nice and sweet guy but the age difference is terrifying😭. I weighed our communication wave since we met and realized I have been more of a mother figure than a lover😤. I carried his emotional baggage, gave him the best advice and I’m sure lowkey I served as his tutor to loving his girlfriend even more😡. That moment when you dish smart advice to someone and they flip the table when you are not there like they are the ones who came up with it😤. I know that nigga did that. Maybe a subliminal action from him but that’s what comes with dating a minor as a lady🤮. 

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Putting a “JUST GOOD BUDDIES” tag on Frank was a good decision for me. Ain’t nobody being a rehab or mother figure😌, I’ll rather be buried six feet with my feelings, cold and single still😌. Ladies! If you think you can deal with dating a younger male, I don’t know how you do it, but I don’t want to learn🛀.

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Your Verdict

*Coughs*🤣🤣…Ladiessssss…do you agree with your representative; darling Jules😄? Guyssssss did your guy Brawn make any sense😌? Is age really a number especially when it involves romantic relationships? Let’s talk. As a lady, would you date a younger man for any reason? And what’s the age difference you can accommodate😃? If you’ve had such an experience, it will be interesting to fill us in about how it went down☺…or how it’s going😉. To the men, let’s know your sentiments toward older women in a relationship🤓. 

Despite meeting a series of guys who’ve said to me that they prefer older ladies, I have never met a lady who openly says that she loves them young😏. So who are the ladies dating younger guys🤔? Perhaps it’s much fun in secrecy huh🤭? This is a fun topic… let’s discuss in the comment section. Shall we?👇👇

 

 

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4 months ago

This article was written by Jules and Brawn. The duo will most likely be engaging virtually every comment here. Maybe more than myself. So don’t freak out when you see a Brawn and Jules at every comment response😂😂😂… they are going to be our able custodians throughout this journey…yaaaahhhh…I’m excited 🥳🥳

Please let’s make this as interesting as it should 😂😂😂… leggo🕺💃

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4 months ago

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Salty🥵
Salty🥵
4 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 @motherfucker. I am totally with you on this Jules. I am a lady and I once had a fling with a younger guy🤭🤭 My friend introduced me to him during end of school activities. In university when people are done with exams and some have travelled, it got boring. And my friend sent me pictures of this cutie. He was a level below me so automatically I guess I am older right? 😂😂 After much catching feelings over the phone, we had a swelling time the night he came. I snuck him in to avoid my hostel mates noticing… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Salty🥵

😭😭😭 you are mean. He wanted you for the steady flow of cash hoping to give back in kind but you couldn’t even let his foundation breathe to fruition 😂😂😂. I agree, you’re Salty.

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Salty🥵

😂😂😂😂 Salty you should have given him tfare na and become a shugamummy fi life😂. That’s not nice😂😂😂 Thank you for standing with me on this one😍. Experiencing it first hand is good enough than thinking you’ll be okay with it when it happens, cos hell no you won’t I had this guy I really tripped for back in Secondary School, but couldn’t do anything about it cos he was a class below me. My heart skipped every time I sighted him in school and it was so funny he noticed. He even started leaving surprise gift packs in my… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

😂😂😂😂 @I fell but on the floor… I am starting to agree with Prophet Storm😂😂

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Salty🥵

🤣gigolo kwa nope ooo we all really have a thing going on . but I just feel i might finally get one and we gonna really stick (fingers crossed)

Dante onwe
Dante onwe
4 months ago
Reply to  Salty🥵

Interesting lol please when you say higher in level what exactly do you mean I am trying to learn here 😅

Kenneth Amajuoyi
Kenneth Amajuoyi
4 months ago

I’m not attracted to the older folks it all depends on how older, some people can be 35 and look so old and saggy and very unattractive, long as you don’t look your age I’m good to go but if you do that’s a no no there’s nothing sexy about saggy boobs or wrinkled skin for me

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Admin
4 months ago

Hmmmmmm so in other news it depends on the outside…okurrrrr😁😁

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago

That’s alot,and I intentionally refused to pay attention to this part😂. Why @mutteringminds😭, why? 😭

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4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

😂😂😂😂

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago

Yeah sometimes it depends on the physical feature sometimes it depends on have to offer (not money wise oooo)

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

Are you sure you don’t enjoy the monetary part? Cos it’ll always come😌

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago

I’m really glad you’re not attracted to older females. Helps we older but young looking females stay sane 😉.

Gracias Kenneth

Bouye
Bouye
4 months ago

Brawn, I absolutely agree with you. Age is only but a number except when it’s time for marriage and family people begins to amplify the number😂. I’ve dated more older ladies than younger. There’s just this mental balance with older ladies than our upcoming ones still answering whistles on the streets, though these young ones are fresh, their wahala no be here. I don’t think I’ll be getting married to any though, I’m fine with my 1 kid from a baby mama ✌️

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4 months ago
Reply to  Bouye

@whistles on the streets😂😂😂😂…mean much. Hmmmm I think I might have to revisit this marriage topic again. Folks lately are so scared of the union. Why though 😏

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Bouye

Exactly@Bouye there’s this mental balance. do you know all the older ladies I have dated there’s privacy on everything we don’t pick each other’s calls or reply texts 😪 and also respect eachothers ideas and opinions . I like your baby mama idea I think I would put it to consideration🤫

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4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

*rolls eyes in abomination!!*🙄

Bouye
Bouye
4 months ago

😂😂😂 abomigini!
This Soro Soke generation no want unnecessary stress joor. Marriage kwa.

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Bouye

😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where’s the lie

Seyi Vandy
Seyi Vandy
4 months ago

Lmao. Interesting read, especially the intro “Their poise and psychological makeup are unmatched. And dammit she got big titties” 😂😂 being laughing as it keeps popping in my head. I’m of the opinion that people don’t walk around with their bio flashing virtually over their heads, so we will be attracted to whomever we get attracted to. Some may decide to end things when they find out the age difference; which is not easy especially when they’ve vibed a while😂😂. But then that speaks to the mindset of being able to detach yourself, which makes you reason how much you… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Seyi Vandy

😂😂😂😂 I love those lines too.

Hmmm you are right. The human nature can be tricky😂😂😂 once we find that ultimate fault, we begin to look for more to connect it with. The heart wants what it wants at the end of the day.

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Seyi Vandy

Yeah that’s true too

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Seyi Vandy

Those lines got me turning too😂😂 He’s good I must commend.

The part of “misinterpreting everything the person does” is SPOT ON. Everything becomes irritatingly annoying, even innocent actions.

In the end, finding what works for you is key

Seyi Vandy
Seyi Vandy
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

Your “you’re a motherfucker” wasn’t bad either😂😂

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Seyi Vandy

*either that or you will start misinterpreting even innocent actions the person took* this is very true.

Idawor Ruth
Idawor Ruth
4 months ago

That age is just a number thingy does not apply to me 😂😂😂
He should be older than me at a reasonable range. I can’t even bear the thought of dating or getting married to someone younger than me because it sounds one kind abeg😂😂
That uncle that says he loves older women I am still shocked at the revelation. I thought guys like them younger.

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4 months ago
Reply to  Idawor Ruth

Ahhh…e shock you!? 😂😂😂 I’m sure many will come to identify on that too.

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Idawor Ruth

😂😂😂😂😂
I have a lot of them on my list @Ruth. And because it’s a NO-NO for me, I always get the “Jules you have an ego problem”.
Shebi it’s my problem? I pray I never find a solution if it’ll result to me dating younger guys. PERIODT!

Melody
Melody
4 months ago

I sincerely can’t date someone younger. Nothing really personal, but it just doesn’t seem to work physically and both in my head. More like me dating someone as young as my younger brother.

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4 months ago
Reply to  Melody

😂😂😂😂 its personal…it is

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Melody

You get the point @Melody.
I have two younger brothers, so you can imagine the number of thoughts that races through my mind when I realise he’s younger than my youngest brother.
It makes me feel like I’m making out with my kid brother’s friend. WHAAATTTTT!!!! NO WAY!!!

UNKU PLEASE BE OLDER THAN ME! SENIOR ME VELY WELL😂😂

Ayomide
Ayomide
4 months ago

Age becomes more than a number when it’s time for marriage. I’m totally with Brawn on this one. Older ladies know what they want at least the ladies I’ve been with, they’ve got the best of bodies and are mature. You can’t be bored around them. However the young ones are exasperating.

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4 months ago
Reply to  Ayomide

Ahhh! Exasperating!😂😂😂 this shade on younger women is getting out of hand o.

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Ayomide

🤝

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Ayomide

First Brawn called them Beggi Beggi FC, now this! 😂😂😂
I feel younger ladies with experience feel shy around older guys, especially when it’s a fresh meet. She wouldn’t want you knowing she’s got a CARDI-B act undercover.
Some remain inexpressive in the relationship with excuses of “I don’t want him thinking I’m a bad girl”
This will be another duet story. @Mutteringminds please take note😌

I hope an oldie doesn’t eventually regard you as a man on strings when you finally decide to commit. It’s something they can do😁

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4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

Jotting in grand style😆😆

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Aji
Aji
4 months ago

Lol

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Ayomide

Spot on.

Storm
Storm
4 months ago

Well, personally, I don’t think age difference should be only for women being older than the guy. Age difference of a man dating a girl young enough to be his daughter is barely discussed like it’s a norm, but okay what do I know?😁 And oh well, Brawn my man, I don’t know you but I respect you till the last day brother! Majority of my relationships have been older ladies, maybe not huge age difference like sugar mummy oh but you can tell there’s a huge difference between dating them and these younger girls. Unfortunately the society we found… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Storm

😂😂😂😂 Jules Prophet storm has a message for you. Hurry now🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

You are right about the reverse. Tongues wag when an old man marries a pretty young girl but it doesn’t last. I can imagine if it were a lady especially in Africa, she’ll rather die in the secrecy of it than be bold about it. The only old women I see getting married to young men half their age are white women. And as we heard, it’s to secure the green card for the men dem.

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago

Pay no attention to Storm 😂

Well, this will be a matter of concern someday and I do hope all points get touched. But truth is, no matter how much phasis we lay on the matter, there are younger ladies who derive pleasure in settling with men old enough to be their dad’s elder brother.

In the end, life happens.

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Storm

Storm my man you know the vibe 🤝

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Storm

Storm, I’m in the mood to shove your thumbs up your ass. WTF? 😂😂😂😂
NO WAY!!!!!!!! I DON’T!

Except he wants to be a baby daddy, but he’ll definitely get no cookie. I have stubborn ones around flaunting money like my love depends on it. But naaaa, I’m good!

Bubu
Bubu
4 months ago

I’ll be back with my main comment, let me read and digest again 😁.

One time, 3 Gbosa for the two people wey write this story! (Brawn and Jules) 🤸🏽‍♂️

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4 months ago
Reply to  Bubu

😂😂😂😂 we await your verdict!

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Bubu

Thank you Bubu

😂😂😂 I always look forward to your comment corner😂😂😂

Pretty Anon
Pretty Anon
4 months ago

😂😂
A very exciting read.
I’m a young lady and I would never date a younger guy, it’s like a deal breaker for me😂. Age is not just a number abeg😂 When a guy says older women, we’re not talking about two or three years older right? I don’t believe age is just a number abeg, atleast for me. It matters!!! I can’t date someone I’m younger than, not even by months. Can’t happen.

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4 months ago
Reply to  Pretty Anon

Not even months? 😂😂😂😂😂

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Pretty Anon

😂😂😂 how about two days older?

Brawn you’ve been summoned 😂
What’s the age difference here?

Akudo
Akudo
4 months ago

I met this guy on 2go years ago… I wasn’t feeling the vibes as much as he was, so everything was one sided. But we kept being friends… Really close good tight buddies I’d always guessed he was a year younger but it was just a guess and I dint ask Dint want to be straightforward In 2017 I found out he was a year younger and I ended the friendship. We had this squabble and I told him to stop contacting me. It was much easier for me and I think it’s cause of the age We dint talk… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Akudo

Finalllyyyyy…a different opinion from a lady😁😁

I hope everything turns out well with you both. Dishing respect should not be based on age but conduct I believe.

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Akudo

Yeah the age difference between me and the older ladies I have been with has not been above three so it’s not like a sugar mommy thing for real it’s genuine

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

Hmmmm…. This doesn’t explain the abomination screams 😂

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Akudo

I’ll crush on any guy I choose, so long I don’t know his age, cos it affects.

The psychological evaluation starts the moment I figure out he’s younger, this always happens cos I have two direct younger brothers. TWO!!!
I see their faces on these guys faces. YUCK! Not something I can deal with Biko.

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Akudo

If I ever decided to get serious with a younger guy, there’s no way I’ll introduce him to my family and friends as being younger. NOT EVEN A CONSIDERARION!
I wish you the best @Akudo. And I sincerely hope that he wouldn’t ditch you for a younger lady someday. Anyone ditches anyone in the end, if they please that is.
Kudos!

Prec
Prec
4 months ago
Reply to  Akudo

😘😘😘

Frank (Not Jules' Frank)
Frank (Not Jules' Frank)
4 months ago

Biko @Jules, why is you guy’s name Frank?
Older women definitely are better lovers…they know their Bodies better, and when they are making love to you, you know it is not bcos of the Sharwarma and Ice Cream you paid for….

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Admin
4 months ago

@not Jules Frank😂😂😂😂… are you sure? Oh well, someone gotta eat now. Plix buy us shawarma and ice cream to cool off.

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4 months ago

*covers face*

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Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago

I literally fell from the chair while reading this 🤣🤣

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂 the emphasized “Not Jules’ Frank” got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

Frank is a nice guy, never forget that part @Frank.

Here’s another Frank loving the idea of dating older women. Every lady loves icecream and shawarma 😂😂😂😂

Aji
Aji
4 months ago

I swear!! 😂🤣😂

Ifeoma
Ifeoma
4 months ago

I’m less than 2 years older than my brother, but I’ve always seen him as a small boy…I’ll probably always do. It of course goes without saying that I’ve always seen all his girlfriends as small girls. So I’ll now go into a relationship with a small boy and become a small girl all because age is just a number. Hell to the no!!!

Maybe when I’m like 50 I’ll reconsider😂😂😂😂

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Admin
4 months ago
Reply to  Ifeoma

😂😂😂😂😂😂 your analysis though

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Ifeoma

Now someone gets it my way😂😂😂😂😂

Ifeoma
Ifeoma
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

I do oohh

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Ifeoma

🤣🤣😂 50? !😂

Ifeoma
Ifeoma
4 months ago
Reply to  Aji

Is it too far?😂😂😂😂😂

dosbambi
dosbambi
4 months ago

Nice submission from you guys. I feel, Brawn is more of a sec freak than a lover boy, and Jules has an ego issue. Age is really not an issue for me, and I’m open to both younger and older ladies. This is why, on several occasions I’ve told my folks that, I might bring home someone older than me. I’ve never dated an older person, but I don’t mind tho. However, the only condition I have, is, the age gap should not be too much. 5 years gap is the maximum for me, I wouldn’t want a situation where,… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

Hmmmmmmm so many valid pointers. Also good to know you are open about the age factor even with your family.

About your last sentence, maybe its ego but there are just some revelations that are natural irritants to the standards we’ve set for ourselves. It takes a really mature person to overlook.

I’m tempted to liken it to a situation where you are about to get married to someone and they break the news about a love child. If that goes against your standard and you forfeit the whole relationship, does that make you a bad person?

dosbambi
dosbambi
4 months ago

Well, about your question…

I don’t like lies in anyway or form, and I’m not open to a relationship with a single mother.

For a lady to keep such thing from me till then, the marriage can’t hold.

That can’t be compared to age.

However, if a lady should lie about her age to me till a day b4 the wedding, i can’t go on with the marriage, cos that’s a lie, and i cant deal with liars.

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4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

Very well said💫💫

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

You’d leave a lady a day to your wedding cos she lied about her age, and you condemn me for leaving a guy who lied about his age until I found out for myself. Where’s the correlation? Congratulations

Honesty is everything for me in a relationship.

dosbambi
dosbambi
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

Why, I will leave is because she lied, not just to me…she lied to my family and to the church. Such folks can’t be trusted.

It’s a different scenario, if while get to be personal and getting close that I found out.

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

Spot on

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

😂😂😂😂😂😂 it wouldn’t have been any more interesting if I didn’t read “Jules has ego problems” in any of the comments, cos I get that alot whenever I say “I can’t do this or want this” Just to feed your curiosity, I’ll buttress on why I said “I felt abused, by a minor for that matter”. He was constantly sleeping around four months into the relationship. I couldn’t let go of him easy despite knowing that he was cheating… It was a difficult pill to swallow cos I genuinely loved him. Dude lied about a lot of things and his… Read more »

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

🤣🤣😂

dosbambi
dosbambi
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

I’m sorry about your experience with the guy, and please know that, my reply was based on the small information you gave in the article.

With this revelation, you did well.

But plz, know that, an irresponsible guy doesn’t deserve a relationship, irrespective of his age, cos there are many irresponsible grownups too.

And for Frank, that shouldn’t be an issue…if you can date someone older than your big bro. For God’s sake, he doesn’t even look it, no one will know, if you don’t tell.

Wammy
Wammy
4 months ago

Very interesting write up. For me, I prefer dating older ladies. Most of the older ladies I have been with seem to be more understanding and loving than the younger ones who would frustrate your life.

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4 months ago
Reply to  Wammy

How frustrated?

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Aji
Aji
4 months ago

😂🤣

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Wammy

Lol I once dated a young lady when she’s on her period all hell would let loose with her mood swing not to only me but to everyone around her

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4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And then Frank was all about me pampering him. Giving me some baby cliche sounds whenever he’s not happy about something. I just knew something was wrong, coupled with the fact that his mum calls every minute asking “when are you coming home?” Reason why why I asked. When he told me his age, I could swear he was lying, but deep down I said “abajó” 😂

dosbambi
dosbambi
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

Ha! Why do keep the whole gist na?

Na wetin half gist dey cause be this.

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

Wahala 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Wammy

Congratulations Wammy on finding your spec

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Wammy

I can relate to the frustrate ur life part😂😂🤣 It is what it is my brother.

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Flora
Flora
4 months ago

Wowwww 😍 very intriguing write up.
Me I don’t think I can ever settle with a younger guy, I feel those dudes can’t really handle my mood swings. They will probably be expecting me to pet them.. me that acts like a babyyyy.
I can’t handle it mbok

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4 months ago
Reply to  Flora

😂😂😂😂 imagine a baby having a baby. Are you AG Baby? 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Pretty Anon
Pretty Anon
4 months ago
Reply to  Flora

Exactly!!!😂😂

Jules Jeremiah
Jules Jeremiah
4 months ago
Reply to  Flora

Ahhhhhhhhhh, my dear, why did I forget to include the part where he was nagging me to pet him 😭😭😭
I was told by the person who introduced him to me that he was in his thirties. I couldn’t understand why a-3oyr old guy would still be monitored day and night by mum to come home before night falls. I had to ask o, dude was in his VERY EARLY TWENTIES.

Except he’s crazy matured all round, I’m not doing. But e hard, there’s still that baby in them😔

Flora find someone who’ll pet you instead mbok😂

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  Jules Jeremiah

🤣🤣 he needs some pampering na .. that’s different for me it goes both ways . @ Jules the Frank you describing looks like a typical mommies boy .. thats a different ball game there are some older guys who act that way most especially if they are the last born you need to be their mommy’s figure 😂😂

dosbambi
dosbambi
4 months ago

It’s so funny how ladies on this thread keep saying, younger guys can’t handle them emotionally and intelligently.

I’m like, in this age, are we still using age to determine people’s maturity???

How many times, have we see young guys set the standard or raise the bar high!

However, I can’t but imagine how you guys will respond if money is brought to the table.

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4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

Until then…every man has a prize innit? 😂😂

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Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

Just say cheese and watch most them switch sides 😂😂

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  Brawn

Lol 🤣

Aji
Aji
4 months ago
Reply to  dosbambi

Money makes the world go round !

Laykon
Laykon
4 months ago

I even need a sugar momma
For hookup @tlaykon
Dm

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4 months ago
Reply to  Laykon

😂😂😂 okurrrrrr

Collins
Collins
4 months ago

What an interesting debate, for me as a guy I’ve been with both older and younger woman and all I can say is that age has always been and will always be just a number, it the level of maturity that counts.🙂

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4 months ago
Reply to  Collins

Oooo nice! Glad you’ve arrived at such balance for yourself.💫💫

Collins
Collins
4 months ago
Reply to  Collins

Yeah, I’ve met younger girls that think and behave like they swapped bodies with a more mature woman.

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Admin
4 months ago
Reply to  Collins

Another angle💫

Boldik
Boldik
4 months ago

Wow

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4 months ago
Reply to  Boldik

🤭🤭

Cmkcouture
Cmkcouture
4 months ago

Its the story and comments for me sha🤣 what a funny yet really interesting read Mehn mehn, me sha I don not haven’t problem with dating younger guys provided the age diff is not more than 3 years. I see absolutely nothing wrong with it, however, anything wey pass 3 years me I commot my hand oh🤣🤣🤣, I would feel like I’m dating a minor tbh. But then again its diff strokes for diff folks. If a younger guy does it for you then why not, if older women does it for you then why not🙂. Life is too short… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Cmkcouture

😂😂😂😂 I agree with you, very hilarious thread. Whatever rocks your boat🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️

Dante onwe
Dante onwe
4 months ago

for me age range is very important I am 34 and my range of interest is 23 to 40. Within that category you will find the mature and sexy ones and you will also find immature, inexperienced and sexy ones. Humans are very complicated as such you can meet a 38 year old lady that is Abit immature. So before I get involved with anybody I study the person of interest Abit dependant on if it’s a one night stand or for a long haul. Hot one time flings are rare in 9ja we country lol at the end of… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Dante onwe

😂😂😂😂 you are so apt. About your last sentence, there’s an upcoming story on that actually. Stay tuned🤐

Nkechi
Nkechi
4 months ago

I like my guys older pls……….and from experience considerably older saves me alot of stress

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4 months ago
Reply to  Nkechi

Like this?😋

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Esterification Rxn
Esterification Rxn
4 months ago

Hmmmnnn never say never… I never in my life thought that I will date a younger guy.. (scratch that, I still don’t see it as us dating) . I’m 36( I look 8-10 years younger) he is 26.. we both live in a western society (reason y I allowed it).. I was going through life and met him at that time and he was very kind to me but the very moment I found out about age (1 or 2 weeks after), omo I told myself “girl this ain’t happening” but he won’t let me be, ahhh i gave in… Read more »

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Admin
4 months ago

Awwwww 😅😅😅…you described him so sweetly. I dont know if I can give a good advice because I know if I were in your shoes, I’ll feel just exactly the way you are.

The standards we’ve set for ourselves, subliminal ones inclusive and also the societal standards are like die hard habits. It can be hard to break free.

It’s actually hard to see a man of 26 years wanting to settle down. You might wanna consider him.

And you had to throw in the shade huh😂😂😂 @generation press phone😂😂😂

Esterification Rxn
Esterification Rxn
4 months ago

I tell you.. 1 million questions runs through my mind anytime I try to see reasons to allow us be together.. Ahh we both grew up in naija even though I have left naija since I was 27, and travelled round the world (just to emphasize my exposure) but the naija in me cant get over it.. except we both lie to family and some friends about the age ni oo.. 5 years would have been cool.. but 10 loun loun… yeeeeeeeeeeee 😧 Confession, I became so interested in Gabrielle union and Dywane wade…. 9yrs difference and this other actor… Read more »

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Admin
4 months ago

😅😅😅 you know I was going to make refrence to Gabrielle Union. And then tell you to keep the age thing a secret between you both especially if he doesn’t look way too young. This could be a silverlining you know😆

Brawn
Brawn
4 months ago

Why not give it a trial? There are also Nigerians who live in Nigeria and they got married despite their age difference I think one of them it Peter of the p sqaure to mention a few .. see eh people would talk and after a while they would get used to it it’s normal in life just live your best life if he really matches what you looking for in a man🤷

Nuella
Nuella
4 months ago

I find this debate quite funny. I mean, no one goes around with their age pasted on their foreheads (perhaps they do but I haven’t seen any yet).

Another factor is LOOKS. That thing can be deceiving 😑. Some don’t look their age one bit while some others are way older than their age.

Oh well, to answer your question, I haven’t experienced such before. I do not think I can go into relationship with someone younger than I am.

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4 months ago
Reply to  Nuella

😁😁

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Prec
Prec
4 months ago

Omo, I’ve never had any sexual experience or relationship with an older lady but I’ve been more around older people since I was 15 which help my mind grow faster. This probably describes why I’m more attracted to older ladies because they’re more mature, not all.
Younger ladies don’t know what they want, thus they act anyhow and sometimes annoying.
I really do hope to have an experience with a wise and beautiful older lady soonest 😋😋.

Nice right guys. Brawn you the man! You have my vote😂😂

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4 months ago
Reply to  Prec

😂😂😂😂😂 someone’s looking forward to some illicit romance huh!? Don’t forget to fill us in when you finally hit the bullseye o…we loveeeeee stories over here 💃🕺💃

Ammy
Ammy
4 months ago

This topic and discussion was really engaging, felt like i could see dem talking directly infront of me, kudos to the writers👍👍👍 My side of The older the berry the sweeter the juice is- I’ve always been a lover for men older than me, most times if a guy isn’t from 8yrs and above older dan me, we can’t roll, cause i feel the younger boys barely have any experience in life, so what can i learn from dem, I’m really not really to make all the mistakes at a younger age, with a more experienced person by my side… Read more »

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4 months ago
Reply to  Ammy

😂😂😂😂 “eskis me! You know I have your type at home right?” 😂😂😂😂 The sweeter the juice indeed! I’m glad you felt every emotion in the story. Jules and Brawn 💫💫💫💫💫

Ajebieber
Ajebieber
3 months ago
Reply to  Ammy

Anyone can be experienced, young old.

Exposure has no age limit.

Ezeugo 1
Ezeugo 1
4 months ago

Ladies at their younger age always wants someone so older than them because they still have the luxury to be picky but when they start getting older,they wouldn’t care about age anymore they just want to marry. If you’re to ask 10guys if they have any problems dating an older woman, 6 would say no. Older women give peace of mind( which is what 70% of men wants). The Wahala that comes with younger women is just much.
Another thing I’ll like to know the age of brown in the story. I hope he was up to 18years if not……

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4 months ago
Reply to  Ezeugo 1

😂😂😂😂😂 if not whattttt! Also are you stylishly saying the female gender is desperate 🤭

Ezeugo 1
Ezeugo 1
4 months ago

If the lady was above 18 and the guy was younger, it’s sexual molestation as it is in our constitution but we’re not ready for that conversation yet.
I’m not stylishly saying, I’m clearly saying that most ladies are desperate when they get older.

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muttering minds
4 months ago
Reply to  Ezeugo 1

🙄🙄

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Ajebieber
Ajebieber
3 months ago

Life is how you see things, I’ve seen older Men act like kids, I have seen younger guys Acting matured. If you’re a younger I’ll advice you to be exposed. Be Financially stabled. Because all these matters. Learn to see life differently as a lady. Your younger brother might be exposed than you. The difference is just the age and how you look at him. Love has not boundaries, Limitations. i don’t know who brought this “Age thing in a relationship. There’s no one you can’t respect, young, old. You respect everyone. I have dated a lot of older women… Read more »

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3 months ago
Reply to  Ajebieber

😅😅😅 your points are very crisp. To some actually it feels like strange bed fellows laying with someone younger. Mehn! If I were your ex, I’ll be dead worried too, six years is no joke🥶🥶. Not even one or two years? You should relocate to a western country lol😄.

Ajebieber
Ajebieber
3 months ago

I am not Nigerian

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Admin
3 months ago
Reply to  Ajebieber

Oooh perfect! Perfect!

Lami
Lami
3 months ago

The Men’s Club link, it’s just opening to my Facebook home page

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3 months ago
Reply to  Lami

Awwww sorry about this… search on YouTube directly. 💞💞

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