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The Agony of a ‘One Minute Man’

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Yeah you know it! that angelic yet raunchy stare she gives you when you’re hitting the G-spot…that desperate facial, is she crying for pleasure or for more pleasure? You pump it up, wearing the energy of a horse on a race track. It’s too much pleasure now, her legs begin to suffer a seizure but surely they wouldn’t wilt rather she’s mumbling in tongues that translates a quest to devouring every last crumb from your being. Oo bet she’ll. Now you’re staring at her eyes to solicit more validation and you’re almost blinded by spicy passion. Hell yeah! it makes you feel like a man right? An empowered man with a top-notch ego right? 

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I bet you had not the slightest idea that this ‘ego empowerment scheme’ you profit off from her legs quivering could all turn to dust one day. A day when you desperately want to race like horse and in fact prior you’ve bragged about the chronicles of your sex game but unfortunately forces beyond you makes your cum come barely 2 minutes after hitting the warm hole. Shit! This is every man’s nightmare. How do you tell her it’s not your fault? That you’re usually not like that? Perhaps she’s too sweet you couldn’t resist falling your own hands? O jeezz!! She’s gonna tell her friends that you’re a ‘one minute man’ or very unlikely to share in your embarrassment and keep mum. A lot of thoughts running miles in your head. I don’t know if you’ve been here before, well I’ve been down this squashed ego road… would tell you about it.

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A Sex King In The Making

Attaining reasonable mature age, I was very sexually active. I remember having sex more than 300 days in 365 days in a year. Yup! That’s how much bed power I wielded. I remember going seven rounds in a night with my girlfriend at the time. Or was it a time when a lady fainted while having oral sex with me? She couldn’t stand the depth of the feeling. Then, when it came to sex, the barest minimum I could offer a lady was 3 rounds. No less but could be more. I oozed enormous ego especially when she’s telling me over chats how I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to her pussy. O surely I did make a lady drip drip…sheeshh! Common guys, don’t give me that look. Wanna deny that a lot of our ego doesn’t depend on how much we’re able to treat her right in bed? Well mine wholesomely does. 

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A King’s Nightmare

Happily late last year, I got a girlfriend, which would soon metamorphose a sour encounter. A sex king could no longer have a lasting erection, I had now become a man walking around with a not literal tag that projected “One Minute Man”. Though I would quickly have erection like I should have but not as strong as it should be; compared to those days where I literally would feel every single vein in my penis when I’m fully aroused. How do I explain all my brags? She expected a horse but all she got was a man whose erection became flaccid at the touch of her hands repeatedly. And when it’s a ‘good day’ and I arrive at the mountain of penetration, my sperm acts like they’re being chased down by a ghost, running for their lives which makes them sprinkle out in barely one minute. Gosh! I bet she hated me at every try.  The only silverlining left in my arsenal was my oral sex skill. I had mastered it so well so it was easy to make my woman reach orgasm.

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Though my woman never complained about my poor timing cum shots, I wished I could do what I used to do. Painfully, I also observed that she never demanded sex from me, she never initiated love making too. I started to nurse the idea that I became sexually weak because I was aging, though I’m not 40 yet. I read an article that said sex shouldn’t be more than 2 minutes and that gave me a sense of hope. 

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Pacifying My Fallen Crown 

What I resolved was to ensure my lady orgasms first through oral sex before I reach to penetrate knowing that I would cum in two minutes. The trick was to elongate my head game with hopes that she doesn’t take cognizance of how quickly I ejaculated.  Another disappointing part of the issue is that I had to wait for at least 30 minutes before journeying second round, that’s if I had the chance to try.

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I became desperate for a solution that I decided to take a root drink for sex enhancement. I will never forget my terrible experience. I took the drink 20 minutes before my lady arrived and I was hugged with a serious headache. Although we had two rounds of sex which I lasted a little longer but I felt less than my normal self. I became an empty man who desired sex most times but would quench the desire knowing that I could only offer weak strokes. Rather sex, I would masturbate, risking the cons. 

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A King’s Redemption

Like having a weak sex game is not punishment enough, the universe had to plague me with a throat problem; however, the life style preceding this diagnosis soon became a solution I was blind to the entire time. I was told to avoid soft drinks and cold water as they were notable triggers which I faithfully avoided. From baby steps avoidance, I was able to permanently halt the entry of soft drinks in my system for three months. Also for some maybe weird replacement, I nurtured the habit of eating dates and tiger nuts. 

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In the third month of abstinence from soft drinks, my lady came around with plans to sleep over and leave the next day. I joined her in the shower that night and couldn’t resist making love to her. We started foreplaying and surprisingly, I realised that my erection became even fuller with charged veins scavenging for a warm hole. I hit it and kept at it for over five minutes before carrying her to the bed where I kept sending her into space for over 15 minutes. As much as I felt proud I could make her scream for the first time, I also felt much surprise. Is this me? Is the king back? My excitement held no barricade. Could you believe we went an extra five rounds that night?? It was such a passionate moment, and one of relief too. Tell you what? My beautiful lady who had the intention of spending one night, spent two days and returned a few days after to spend a month with me. 

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Saying ‘Hi’ To Memory Lane

After our irresistible love making, my surprise grew to curiosity, I was bent on knowing what happened. Putting the pieces together, I needed no soothsayer to tell me I had lost my game to excess sugar. Unbeknownst to me every time I consumed a soft drink, my sex prowess kissed six feet a closer chance, it weakened. Coca-cola was my number one brand, while Pepsi, an alternative best friend. I would consume either like water, hardly would I have a meal without a bottle of Coke or Pepsi. 

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Whew!! I had defeated the elephant that tormented me for more than a year. I used to think my lady hated sex, I recall how quiet she usually is whenever we made love, she would only make sounds during oral sex and go completely silent during penetration. But now, she’s a screamer,  a noisemaker and prayer warrior. Babe now holds my head screaming, calling me beautiful names and praying for me. She now calls me ‘Ife’, chai, good sex is beautiful, dont let anyone tell you otherwise. Another beautiful thing is that She has come to see third and fourth rounds as her legitimate right, so we usually begin another round right from the bathroom while cleaning up. Can proudly say that I wasn’t actually getting old, but was careless with my diet. I have kissed both soft drink and masturbation final goodbyes. Again I’ll reiterate that good sex is beautiful and importantly I’m still a SEX KING!!

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Reflecting on all that transpired, I have questions… To the men, how important is performance to you? I confided in a friend who told me that he’ll care less if he can’t satisfy a lady for a lengthy time. I perceived it as a pretentious answer though. I feel like a huge part of my ego depends on satisfying her in bed, do you feel the same way or am I weird? Also have you had experiences similar to mine or scares? share with me and your solution, a fellow king reading might be in need of it. Now ladies, sincerely how do you feel when a man doesn’t satisfy you as you want? Would you call it quits on a one-minute man? And now general questions; how long should an ideal sex last?  What’s your take on sex enhancement products? Join the conversation in the comment section below 😃👇👇.

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muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

Whether we like to admit it, every sexually active man ties the weight of his ego to his ability to make a woman feel enormous pleasure in bed. If she’s not screaming his name, his ego is questioned🧐.  Yeah it’s a sensitive topic, but I hope men especially can shed more light on their unique experiences when it comes to sex and satisfaction. Ladies too! You should read and contribute, I’m sure you’ll find answers to your bugging questions. Is this where I get to say ‘Justice for One Minute Men’ 😂😂😂 Please read and comment and also share links… Read more »

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Baby
Baby
7 days ago

Can you contribute too if you’re a virgin😏😏😏

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Baby

You people have started 😂😂😂… I’m sure a virgin contribute. You should be able to tell if you want a one-minute man or not 😂😂🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

Zen
Zen
7 days ago

My first experience with this happened years ago. I had just met my primary school crush and found out she crushed on me as well,she was a banker and I was in my final year in Medical school..I visited her and the aromashina began…a beaut with the perfect ass and bress,I had touched her with my experienced mind and hands and she was dripping literally,when I entered that warm hole it felt like her pussy literally began to suck the cum out of my balls..it was glorious! Small time,the 2 minutes Sha,cream pie everywhere!…I was surprised but inside my mind… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Zen

😂😂😂😂😂 WTF is aromashina?? 😂😂😂😂 You’re so hilarious. And wow she said she has won you today 😂😂😂, you must have bragged plenty 😂😂😂😂. But you should have asked for another date now, perhaps John Thomas would do well this time 😂😂😂

So I’m curious, for how long have you been celibate?

Zen
Zen
7 days ago

😄Aromashina is Foreplay
I didn’t even brag,she probably had the mindset.
I also didn’t want to create another opportunity to redeem myself.what had happened had happened.
The celibacy journey is 10 weeks old o but there was a dent in the 7/8th week.😅

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Zen

Celibacy in the murrddddd 😂😂😂. Lemme tell you, you’re only 2 weeks celibate 😂😂😂

Zen
Zen
7 days ago

Haba nau, it’s 10weeks o
Is it your celibacy,ehn?😄
shebi if someone is on a journey and the vehicle gets a flat tire at some point in the journey and it gets fixed…isn’t it all part of the journey experience?🤔

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Zen

😂😂😂😂 what kind of comparison is this?? Just accept with your full chest, flat tire kor 😂😂

Zen
Zen
7 days ago

😅😄

Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
7 days ago

bold of you to think there hasn’t been a dent in the 2 weeks that you are calculating for him seff

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂 you know!!!

Zen
Zen
7 days ago

Lol,the great yeye,lord of knowledge himself, exquisite thinker ,I hail o
I have a question for you
On a journey that’s not yours,why must you choose to assume in negativity?

Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
7 days ago
Reply to  Zen

No vex boss. I no trust you nii

Henry
Henry
4 days ago
Reply to  Zen

Who is this Zen🤣🤣 I would love to know him in person, you are so hilarious bro, what in the hell is aromashina🤣🤣🤣

muttering minds
Admin
3 days ago
Reply to  Henry

I swear!! That part got me 😂😂😂

Henry
Henry
3 days ago

Please I need his contact, I love guys that can catch cruise like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nnamdi
Nnamdi
7 days ago

This story is funny but not funny o😁, I know what I am saying. Most ladies would laugh over this but sure thing, this thing dey pain we men. I remember one time I bragged to this girl about how I was gonna do so many nasty things to her. There was so much tension, you know one of those times where you both have done so much sexting and cannot wait to see. That’s how I saw her o, and you won’t believe my cummed in not up to one minute. That’s the most embarrassing moment of my life,… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Nnamdi

😂😂😂😂😂 baba say “take me as I am abeg”… Moral of the story: DO NOT BRAG!

I’m glad you learned something. Meanwhile is it that bad you had to stop taking to somebody’s daughter? 😂😂

Nnamdi
Nnamdi
7 days ago

You would not understand. I still have thoughts about what she thinks of me and just like the story, she go don cast me in front of her friends. I’m sure

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Nnamdi

Hmmmm

King
King
7 days ago
Reply to  Nnamdi

We all walk the road until something humbles us.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King

😂😂😂😂 a humbling experience indeed

Nnamdi
Nnamdi
7 days ago
Reply to  King

My guy you sabi jare

King
King
7 days ago
Reply to  Nnamdi

One of the things I don’t entertain before sex is tension and anxiety because you are like going to cum in less than 2 minutes.

Another terrible set-up is when you have to beg or persuade the lady, you will likely cum very quick.

That’s the reason I consider guys that rape ladies as mad people because nobody really enjoy rush sex.

The best experience always come when both of you agree to do.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King

Hmmmmm well said 👏

Olise
Olise
5 days ago
Reply to  King

I’m yet to be humbled. Haven’tbragged tho
i don’t go rounds cuz I find it hard to cum,I rather go hours.
ive now resorted to making them squirt or pleasure them since mine may or may not cum.
sex is becoming boring till I find my match in strength and others…

muttering minds
Admin
5 days ago
Reply to  Olise

Hourssss??? 😟🥺🥲

I’m feeling for someone’s daughter.

ListenwhenIspeak
ListenwhenIspeak
7 days ago

This is a real thing sha. I see many young people drinking any concoction that promises a better experience in bed.

Free advice. If you find yourself in this situation seek medical attention. Self prescribed viagra and herbal concoctions are likely to ruin you.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

Spot on! Thank you for this 😁

King
King
7 days ago

But unfortunately, six out ten guys out there take those concoctions because men guys always want to perform better in bed.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King

Hmmm how true??

Odinaka Onuoha
Odinaka Onuoha
7 days ago

Very

Odinaka Onuoha
Odinaka Onuoha
7 days ago

It happens to the best of us. I think every man has faced “one minute” before or will eventually face it.
We get carried away by our pride and become complacent, but with exercise and good diet it can be reversed.

But it is embarrassing especially after the hype, so head game always on point!

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Odinaka Onuoha

To the best of us indeed 😂😂😂. You’re right, it’s a phase every man would eventually go through, how it’s handled is what matters.

Odinaka Onuoha
Odinaka Onuoha
7 days ago

Mine happened with my ex, we hadn’t seen for a while because I had travelled for work. The work up to this fateful Sunday….yes sunday 😌 (we definitely didn’t keep the sabbath holy), was intense and tbh she was really expectant (like really ready for me 🌚) Anyway fast forward to the deed, after making out and in my head i was set, after I dived in (she was dripping 🌚) in just 3/4 thrusts I realized “oh shit, I was cumming” like how? Why? I literally went blank 😩😢 but as a sharp guy i had to switch ASAP.… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Odinaka Onuoha

😂😂😂😂 I’m having the best laugh today. What did you tell the agbo seller you were suffering from? Jokes apart though, it’s like how we ladies sometimes find it uneasy buying post pills for fear of societal preying eyes and wagging tongues.

How do guys navigate this though? Like sharing this problem without feeling somehow 🥺

Odinaka
Odinaka
7 days ago

I think guys deal with shame waaay differently, we accept it eventually and just move on.
But I didn’t use agbo then, the few times i got Agbo was for purgative purposes, some do actually cleanse.
I think to buy it’s called “man-power” and the seller knows what to give.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Odinaka

Ooo nice. Thanks for clarity.

King Jafe
King Jafe
7 days ago

There’s a whole lot bout this one minute things. Like the writer experienced sugar is a case. There are other reason for the quick ejaculation and weak erections. From my personal experience; 1. Sicknesses like malaria and other STDs causes weak erection and quick ejaculation 2. Stress. Not to write much. Just experiment sex after work when you’re tired or stressed out and try same in the early hours of the day after much sleep and rest. The difference will blow your mind. With stress, your performance drops while with good rest the monster in you is awaken 3. Connection.… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

You people decided to teach me new slangs today… @make I bone talks for harmony Love it 😀

You’ve spoken well really. I’m certain your points would be helpful to most men if not all reading this. Thank youuu 😁

King Jafe
King Jafe
7 days ago

Welcome

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

❤❤

King
King
7 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

Kudos to the pro.

Henry
Henry
4 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

AHh there are people I need to share contacts with in this community, king jafe just buttressed the real facts here. The points you just made now is exactly what I have come to experience over time in my small sexual escapades , you have lessen the contents of my own contribution to the write-up, I am glad some many people are learning. Share contacts bro.

muttering minds
Admin
3 days ago
Reply to  Henry

😆😆😆 perhaps I should organise a Mutterers hang out??? 🤭

King Jafe
King Jafe
3 days ago

This sounds great. But I think we should allow more time

muttering minds
Admin
3 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

Yeahh I totally agree with you.

Henry
Henry
3 days ago

What are you waiting for. I have been expecting to hear this from you, we should form a community already, you have people of like minds and high intellectual standard and you are still dulling, open up a WhatsApp group chat and name it muttering minds let’s start from there please, we could introduce ourselves, say what we do for a living so that if anyone needs our services we could easily help out in connecting the person.

muttering minds
Admin
3 days ago
Reply to  Henry

Omooo that would likely water down the essence. When people start becoming too cordial, they become wary of expressing themselves as they would normally before the closeness. Speaking from experience cause we have a Telegram Channel and compared to before, expressions have been greatly watered down. Most people consider MM their little secret, over familiarity would most likely ruin it.

King Jafe
King Jafe
3 days ago
Reply to  Henry

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂😜🤪😝.
Funny you.

Anyway, kingdjafe@gmail.com is my email. Cheers

Nope
Nope
7 days ago

So I feel it’s normal for everything to come rushing out in a minute within the first round especially if you’ve not had sex for quite some time as a guy… see for every time you get that sex urge and then you could not find someone’s daughter to handle,”bro the thing go dey accumulate for your balls dey wait” , the day you get lucky- your chairman go fail you for first round and it’s totally normal… again I agree with the person that said sometimes your state of mind can also fuck you up, maybe you’re the kind… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Nope

Yup!! I’ve heard some guys say this too.

Hmmm I also heard that the sperm is usually very thick when a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and finally does? How true is it comrade? 🤭

Nope
Nope
7 days ago

Extra thick sef… and very plenty😅… when it finally comes out, it usually feels like a heavy weight has been lifted off you mehn…

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muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Nope

Omoooo I’m learning so much today. Thank you 😆😆

King Jafe
King Jafe
7 days ago

True. Watery with top much sex

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

Ooo 🤭

Father of Many Nations🤴🏿
Father of Many Nations🤴🏿
7 days ago

This story strikes a cord in my head mehn😂😂

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

Come back here and give us gist!! 😂😂😂

Oj
Oj
7 days ago

I’ve definitely experienced quick ejaculation during my early sexual days, however it’s very normal to have quick ejaculation and not having a boner afterwards, because the state of the mind really comes to play here…. With my little experience a relaxed mind is = to long timing sexual moment…. I stopped using pills since I found out this secret…

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Oj

Hmmm thanks for sharing. I’m curious to know what your experience with pills was like? 🤔

Oj
Oj
7 days ago

Pills would make me go longer at the expense of the lady probably already tired and might not be able to take my D anymore, then I would have to jerk off eeewwwyyy, so as soon as I know the strength of the lady, then i can decide to use pills but really it’s not my thing anymore, just having to to with a powder milk and water is enough for me, I just need a relaxed mind

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Oj

Thank you! I know some men on their next encounter now would rush to take powder milk prior 😂😂

King Jafe
King Jafe
7 days ago
Reply to  Oj

Powder mik, water and what?

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Oj

Men this weekend after reading about milk solution 😂😂😂

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Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
7 days ago

Going through the comments, e com be like say nah only me never experience this one minute of a thing o. There is a saying that the first round is shorter and the second round is the real deal. yeah true, my first round could be between 10-15mins and subsequent round , nah God go save you , especially if nah woman wey dey lubricate well , nah 2nd round we go close o, because we’d be both useless at the end of the 2nd round .

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

Ahhh!! First round 10-15 mins ke? Someone’s daughter would need constant fanning in that area o 😂😂😂

King Jafe
King Jafe
7 days ago

You want to woujour someboris daughter

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

Like!!!

King Jafe
King Jafe
7 days ago

I mean to say the guy with 10-15mins period want to wounjure (wound/ injure) someboris daughter

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King Jafe

Yeahhh I understood 😂😂😂. Wahala for who be somebody’s daughter o

Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
7 days ago

😋😋

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

“All power belongs to your ****”

Victony better do a remix 😂😂

Henry
Henry
4 days ago

15 what guy are a machine o, you are strong, any woman you meet cannot get satisfied easily by a learner like me.

Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
Pretty Kay@Adeyeye Kayode
3 days ago
Reply to  Henry

No worries boss. The juju there is having fruits as dinner 4times a week and cutting down on excessive sugar intake . I don’t buy drinks with my money, I only take soft drinks if someone gifts to me which is not often. I don’t smoke, and I barely take alcohol. Please note, this lifestyle according to my belive is what works the magic.

Dave
Dave
7 days ago

This story has my name written all over on it, I was on this girls case for more than 2 years before she finally agreed. On the day she visited my house, my JT couldn’t perform, it wasn’t has hard as it should be, when I even penetrated, 2min it because totally flaccid. That was the worst day of my entire life, even the girl told me bluntly ” guy, you fuck you up”. Almost committed suicide that days 😅, after make research, viagra rescued my ego. I had to call her for 2nd leg. She believed me that day,… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Dave

😂😂😂😂 I like this guy! She cannot shame you and walk free. You redeemed your name sha 😂😂😂

So I’m curious, did you going forward get used to the viagra or it was just once? Also were there side effect?🤔

Dave
Dave
7 days ago

Going forward, I only use it occassionally, especially after excess bragging, when I need extraordinary performance 😅, no side effect at all, just eat well tho. And don’t abuse it.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Dave

😂😂😂😂 don’t worry, your secret is safe with us 👌🏿

Akg
Akg
7 days ago

Asides libido, another factor that contributes to male sexual performance is diet and lifestyle. The biology of it dictates that blood is what fills spongy tissues to create erection. So if the heart isn’t working well, if there’s clogging in the arteries, it would affect erection and the power. Sugar is another topic in itself. I have come to understand that Yoruba male are more susceptible to its debilitating ministration on sexual performance. So first of all, reduce sugar intake a whole lot. It will even help deal with premature ejaculation, reduce your recovery time, reduce pain at the base… Read more »

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Akg

Hmmmm you have spoken well but Yoruba men will not like your emphasis o 😂😂. Why Yoruba men though?

You gave balanced solutions which every man should have no hassle practicing. Thank you.

So bitter kola too, I actually like the taste, and eat it to clear my throat (nasal congestion). Wait a minute! Could it be that it became scarce in the market because men heard of this formula? 😂😂😂 Last two weeks I wanted to get some, it wasn’t available, aboki tell me say the thing don put price na why 😂😂😂

Akg
Akg
7 days ago

Well, it’s just an observation. I’m Yoruba too. Make your observation, most of the guys who’ll complain about sugar around you will likely be Yoruba guys.
The health benefits of Bitter Kola are immeasurable and it’s more expensive these days…heard it’s ingredients for a lotta herbal products.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Akg

Hmmmm I’ll do the mini survey. Come to think of it, the writer of this story is Yoruba o 😂😂🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

King
King
7 days ago
Reply to  Akg

Thank you, guy.
You know book.

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  King

He sure does 👌🏿

muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago
Reply to  Akg

Some men this weekend 😂😂😂

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muttering minds
Admin
7 days ago

But it would be a case of what I ordered vs what I got for some😂😂😂

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Olise
Olise
5 days ago
Reply to  Akg

Now I’m suspecting my diet.
I take these things often cuz I like them not having in mind it’s consequences.
soft drinks aside I hardly consume sugary stuffs.
I drink garri with salt to tell you the extent I avoid sugar right from being a child.
although a friend has pointed that it maybe the reason why I last hours during sex.
I even see it as a curse cuz some ladies will keep on telling you “I’m tired, let’s rest small” plus I sweat too.. can’t do it without the AC on!

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5 days ago
Reply to  Olise

Omooo all I can say is there’s no right or wrong way to this sex thing. May we all find our match o 😶

Ayaola
Ayaola
7 days ago

It’s about being normal, be Tru to who u are

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7 days ago
Reply to  Ayaola

Hmmmm mind shedding more light? 🤔

Femi
Femi
7 days ago

I have a personal policy of doing the foreplay and oral sex before sex. For me, I think I pride myself in seeing my woman have this ripple orgasm and pussy wetness. Although, I’m never at my fullest with condoms, so I don’t use em. The ideal time frame for normal sex. Well, it depends on the woman. Typically, I don’t like to be the one that backs out first. So I’m always exploring styles. For aphrodisiac. Bro! Never again. I took one sometimes last month. The woman didn’t show up eventually. I had this mad headache and head swelling… Read more »

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7 days ago
Reply to  Femi

You’re obviously normal, work stress doesn’t pave way for pleasure especially in the way that we like, that’s why at any opportunity we’ll choose rest over whatsoever.

Hmmmm at least someone admitted to liking it raw. Meanwhile so these skits I watch aren’t fiction afterall, the babe didn’t show up after the empowerment 😂😂😂. Hope you didn’t hate her afterwards.

Thanks for sharing your takes 🙏

Olise
Olise
5 days ago

Oh and yes I’m a raw person. Hours when raw…condom seems like I’mjust joking cuz I wouldn’t feel Shii.
this contributed to me being very selective/faithful when it comes to ladies

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5 days ago
Reply to  Olise

If we’re being honest, everyone wants to do it raw but fear of you know…

I hope that as you’re faithful, your partner is too. I appreciate your sincerity here, you might have just given me a new story idea 😆

Amaka
Amaka
7 days ago

Reading this story took me down memory lane and all I can is I hope to never experience a “one minute” man ever again abeg

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7 days ago
Reply to  Amaka

😂😂😂😂

Yusjet
Yusjet
6 days ago

Well, I would say it’s normal for any guy to experience such one minute phenomenon in his lifetime. Who never fuck up should raise his hands, no one? Lol. I remember vividly years back when i always had this thing with my then girlfriend every Fridays. Immediately lecture is over, we always meet at a spot and headed home for the zex of the week as usual, which normally goes well as planned. On one unfaithful Friday, I had the boner as usual and she was all ready to get it. Just after a round that lasted like 2-3 minutes,… Read more »

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6 days ago
Reply to  Yusjet

😁😁 like a fellow comrade said, it happens to the best of you all lol. So there’s an ongoing poll on Instagram where I’ve asked if they would break up with a one-minute partner (irrespective of gender)

Omoo shit is serious o. Most voting 2/3 times can be pardoned but once its repeatedly, omooo bye bye 😂😂😂. Yours was once, I hope it doesn’t occur again for your sake 😂😂

Yusjet
Yusjet
6 days ago

I hope so. My secret is not putting too much focus on my libido when there’s an incoming match to be played. Putting so much mind on it will make the mind tired before the real thing begin. However, eating softly and healthy is nice. Avoiding commercially produced sugars is key. Get your sugars from natural foods like fruit and vegetables. A slice okra and scent leaves recipes do magic for me. As all unsolicited wastes and sugars are pumped out of my system, increasing the healthy status of my sex hormones. Detoxification on a regular basis is important. Using… Read more »

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6 days ago
Reply to  Yusjet

😂😂😂😂😂 run o… see advice sha. Well said, I bet men who hate okro would start reconsidering 😂😂😂. Thank you!!

Dave
Dave
6 days ago

Shout out to the reader for saying what a lot of us covertly fear. A lot has been said on the mental fortitude and diet but i want to talk about self-handled handjobs. Those lil fuckers can mess with your ejection fract…sorry time. I started masturbating at a pretty young age using Hearts magazines-never went to using pictures-and I realized it took me lesser and lesser time to cum as the years went by..a problem that followed me to adulthood. ( So if you’re young and reading this, drop the habit NOW! The prob is much better now but i… Read more »

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6 days ago
Reply to  Dave

You’ve raised a very important factor, a lot of people are suffering from the side effects of masturbation. I mean both male and female here, I know someone who’s currently undergoing therapy because her sex life is ruined. Masturbation from teenage hood felt exciting but the scale falls from our eyes in adulthood. Thanks for sharing this.

HeheHehehehhe @rapid evolution 😂😂

Dave
Dave
6 days ago

Really?! I never thought females could suffer from the adverse effects of masturbation especially since males have a longer refractory time and women are blessed with the unique gift of being able to enjoy serial, rapid-fire orgasms…That’s an eye opener!

You’re soooo right @ teenagehood exciting. I low-key wish I could turn back the hands of time of my life on that and tell my younger self to stop.

Ah! The evolution was needed to survive o. Infact, that’s where we brag now. 😂😋😂😂 God help you though,if you end up with someone who can pass on oral sex😩😩😩

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5 days ago
Reply to  Dave

It’s so sad that many teenagers are secretly enjoying masturbation now, some have even become full blown addicts and it pains me knowing what would be the repercussion. There’s a lot to do in terms of sex education in schools. I really wish teenagers can freely open up about these closeted acts without feeling an aiota of shame. The circle of how much we used to be secretive about sexual activities as teenagers still rotates. I hope we can do better when we eventually become parents. Well to your surprise, yes, ladies suffer repercussions of masturbation too. There’s infact a… Read more »

Henry
Henry
4 days ago

Yes, sugar plays a major role in this but I think the mindset of the parties involved as of when there is a kick off in the sex marathon comes into play as the major contributor to the influx of cum in the unexpected time, someone contributed to that too, you can’t be stressed and want to mount a lady, you will pay less attention and what will be going though your mind is how to cum and rest and if such situation happens the lady will feel bad, so you have to be mentally ready and alert to carry… Read more »

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3 days ago
Reply to  Henry

Hmmmm I love how you broke it down especially from that water melon part. This is worth the read Henry, thank you so much.

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