What makes good sex? One party on the receiving end or both parties riding each other dirty like it’s the last sex of their lifetime? For me, it’s the latter, I enjoy reciprocity when I’m having sex with a woman. Teach me how to touch you to orgasm while I teach you the trick to make me cum. This way, we’re both happy huh? But not a lot of ladies know how to please a man in bed. All most ladies know how to do is stick to an irritating missionary like an ugly log of wood, sex game is whack! and they’re not willing to learn but expect that a man does all the work. Hell No! Madam landlady stand up and come and be going; sex wasn’t so great. You dey vex me!
For a while now I’ve been out of the game. Lol, yea! That game (sex). I’ve got friends that can’t live without the chase; they never get tired but for me, chasing is mostly whenever I really want some different kind of sex or a new adventure, but mehn it’s never about relationship!
You see, part of what gets me tired about chasing new girls is that the sex is almost never great. Yea, 8 out of 10. What’s the point of going through all that stress if the sex is still going to be bad anyway? You see, whenever I’m lucky enough to meet a girl that’s good in bed, I don’t only stick around but it encourages me to flirt even more with different girls, hoping to get more & more sex because mehn! I’ll give anything for a good sex streak.
WHY WON’T SHE KISS ME, FEEL ME, OR…
So I met this girl (let’s call her Zoe), we flirted for a bit, and we exchanged numbers & the next week we’re in bed. All things seem to fall into place as I’m able to finally slip my hands into her boobs. I mean, Zoe gives the usual inviting ‘stop’… you know the girl’s thing but her words start to fade as I slowly bite her neck. I love me a sensitive girl but Zoe’s sensitivity is on a different level.
My breath close to her ears gives her chills as I can see her feet vibrate as I suckle her ear lobs, my hand still on her boobs. Neck kisses, boobs, ears & it goes on & on for about 1hr30mins. I can tell she’s having the foreplay of her life. But something’s off! Why won’t she kiss me, feel me or try to please me too? I like nice things too you know…
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Well, I know she sure had fun but don’t know how to rate this day for myself; surely it was an inevitable test of patience . She was ON so we didn’t have sex. Man’s left with blue balls but thank god for my right hand, I must please myself if I must survive the night abi wetin man go do?
I’m counting the calendar days & you can’t tell me 10days is not enough. Of course, I’ve been caring all the days between – “How was work?” “Please take some rest”, “I can’t get you off my mind”. I mean, I hate texting but you really need to show that you care…
AND A HORRIBLE SEX FOLLOWED…
So it’s 10days after & we link up at my place. You can tell we’ve both been waiting for the moment. She hasn’t even stayed long & she wants to be going. Go where? Or are you lost baby girl? I put the work on her neck – now I can see the hickey so I strip down! Are you shy? Okay, I’ll turn off the light.
I like to show off the big man (my dick), he’s 7.6 inches must be regarded as a separate entity. I call him KING and expect he be treated as such. Jokes apart every girl should know how to fondle a man’s dick. Forget foreplay, now we are having the sex of our lives or so I think; listening to how her breathe fade, I can barely see her eyes. As it lasts longer she obviously enjoys it more & me less. Wetin dey happen sef? Zoe still doesn’t agree to kiss me or remove her shirt or bra completely. She removes just her shorts & pants & deep down I’m really starting to vex.
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Zoe is tall, clean, pretty & light-skinned. A perfect spec but why’d she be trying to pretend like she’s not into the sex? Now I’m certain it’s her ego. In my mind, I’m like “lol, I wish I could record you just so you see how your facial expressions gave you away”.
Sex’s still on! down to the second round & notice me doing all the work. Zoe’s still laying flat on the bed, eyes shut, legs open, lips smirking – I whisper to her “can you ride my dick?” No response as we start to tip over the bed. “Zoe we falling… can you adjust a bit?” Now it’s clear Zoe can’t do a thing unaided. I lift her back into the bed as we continue sex in the pretzel dip position.
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Let’s doggy & as usual, I literally have to turn her and set her hands myself. mehn! the girl is so lazy. Five seconds in & Zoe can no longer hold a doggy as she sinks back into the bed. We slowly transition into a flatiron position. You see if you want to maximize your thrust in this position simply slip a pillow between her belly and the bed; in my case, I slip two pillows and can hear her moan change. Zoe is now seeing stars. I give you all this and can’t imagine I’m still begging for a ride. Baby come be my cowgirl.
For a second I shut my eyes & all I see is Temi. 11 months down the line & I swear I still see her in my dreams. Damn, I’ve never had sex that great! Temi gave me the ride of my life. I could imagine the best moment of our sex. You see the best moment of cowgirl is when she slightly tilts backward as your dick bends slightly and the uppermost part of her vagina concentrates on the cap region of your dick. Mehn how do I describe the feeling? Feels as though something tight wraps on your dick & slowly pull out your semen. Mehn this is how to treat a 7.6 inches KING. You do this and you’ll hear any guy moan. This was the cloud 9 treat Temi gave me, I almost sold her my last name cause O boy!! It was that great.
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As I open my eyes it’s a different reality, Zoe’s in the same position & now I feel like a robot. At this moment I was utterly displeased with the sex, slowly my dick goes flaccid & I’m shooting pool with a rope. I give up! no ejaculation but who cares? The sex is no longer pleasing.
GIRLS STOP THIS!!
How can I be doing all the work? Sometimes I feel girls exaggerate how pleasing sex is. It’s really not as pleasing to guys if girls don’t put in the work; in many cases, we just keep up to cum. In my case, I completely lose it as I lay down on my side of the bed.
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Forget porn, sometimes I wonder if people learn from movies. Do you see the expressions in the series ‘Dark Desire’? When Alma rides Dario or her husband Leonardo? Or would you rather talk about Laura & Massimo in 365 days? Yea I know these are just drama but drama depicts life. Real-life sex should be as passionate & expressive but definitely not for Zoe. She would rather lay in bed and contribute nothing to the sex.
It pains me so much that I couldn’t communicate her lack of sexual prowess to her. I imagine her reminiscing it as probably the best sex of her life when in actual sense, she’s a fraud. Gave nothing, to enjoy so much.
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Guys!!! I think it’s high time we started voicing out to these ladies how wack they are in bed. Most ladies are quick to call out a man for lasting 4 minutes in bed or having a small dick but see nothing wrong in their deficiency in bed. It’s unfair. Why do ladies feel bringing their bodies is enough for sex? Common madam! Up your skill or come and be going! You suck in bed!
Now to my question, firstly to the men, sincerely, how do you feel when a lady contributes nothing in scrubbing the carrot but lays like a log of wood? Do you tell her her sex game is whack or let it slide? If you’ve communicated an observed lack of skill to a lady before, I’ll like to know her reaction. To the ladies, why is it that most of you all hate to explore and be versatile in bed? Is it shyness or really lack of skill? You all be acting like “ehn after all he’s sucking boobs, he should be okay”... Well, he’s not! I’ll appreciate your opinions in the comment section below 👇👇
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I knew I had to put this story up today after seeing someone vent a similar situation on Twitter. This story was sent to my mail about a month ago but because of trying to maintain a balance with the verticals, it was scheduled to go up next month but nahhhh… I knew overtaking in this case would be justified lol😄. It became an emergency story after I received a screenshot of the similar tweet from the writer, alongside a little note that read: “I wish you posted mine earlier, you see now, this person might see mine and call… Read more »
Oga oo, bros is just going up and down shouting “7.6, 7.6”….rest Abeg. You are just telling yourself your sex is great, maybe it isn’t after all.
Maybe Zoe didn’t kiss you because she thinks there’s an odor somewhere. Why will you be satisfied with sex when you are doing like Solomon up and down. I think you should rest and learn to communicate to the lady. Let her learn how to bring you to orgasm.
Lastly, please shift abeg. 7.6 ko
Ah!!! 🤭. Someone finally hinted on the kiss part! Apart from odor which might be the case, I’ll speak from a personal angle. Kissing is so personal for me, I wouldn’t kiss a guy on a first date or even the second especially if we don’t share any affection but benefits. It takes me a while to come to terms with kissing. So I’m thinking, it might be the same for Zoe😄.
You people should leave this 7.6 alone now 😂😂😂
Exactly, I won’t kiss you if we don’t know each other that well…I need to be comfortable with the bacteria in your mouth 🤧
Lol, the bacteria got me roling
Oh Cupid, how do I profess my love to you right now? You just nailed it. Dear writer, I don’t know what you were expecting from this Zoe girl oo like Cupid said, communication should have been done. You should have communicated with her and see if she is of same frequency as you. You don’t bring a girl of less frequency and expect high voltage, wetin? You wan kill person pikin on top sex ni? What happened to teaching her with PATIENCE? What if the lady is shy and has never experienced your techniques before? Na your side of… Read more »
😄😄😄 lol @Zoe’s side of the story. Babes have no idea she’s on a dissect table lol. Speaking of patience, since they are not dating, I presume he doesn’t feel obliged to teach her one or two.
But he wanted satisfaction. To get what he wants he has to pay the price to convince the girl to lay her guards down.
Somehow oo I still feel the babe was shy. Just saying sha.
Yeah most likely she was shy
But I can see that you are pained. Pele ehn, you go Dey alright
😂😂😂 the imagery is well depicted
@stand up and be going, you dey vex me 😂😂😂😂. So guys have this in mind. But as a lady, what will I be doing? Sucking your nipples😂😂😂😂. I think this is the funniest read on this blog. Jokes apart, there’s nothing to enjoy in a man’s body other than him penetrating which can be boring too 😂😂😂😂. From the look of this Oga landlord, it felt like you wanted to bend omolomo’s body into different styles. Landlady was fighting for her life lowkey😂😂😂😂.
I swear, that @stand up and be going cracked me up 😂😂😂😂. Another part for me was “or are you lost baby girl?” 😂😂😂😂. I was editing and laughing the whole time.
But how dare you say there’s nothing to enjoy in a man’s body? 😂😂😂 sounds condescending. Baba landlord will be so unhappy at this remark you know 😄.
Jokes apart, like women communicate how they love being touched, men should too. Women naturally assume men are satisfied meanwhile they be crying inside lol.
😂😂😂 no disrespect. Some ladies haven’t gotten used to giving head. Some ladies is me🤭. So how can i please him now and i dont want anyone breaking my bones and turning me to a cow girl.
lmao, Aunty come and be going.
You can kiss him while he’s stroking, nibble on his skin when you’re feeling it,put his hand on your neck to show him to choke you softly….abeg just do something. You can even tell him to take the back sit while you give him the ride of his life, likw just bounce pon da tin. These kings deserve treats too.
We are inexperienced in this field o,so not much to say but obviously this guy is pained,he’s had it with zoe
😂😂😂😂 Zoe wouldn’t make heaven if this was a yardstick lol
The writer sounds like a self absorbed and arrogant dick 😂😂. 7.6 king my ass, if sexual pleasure was all about inches I’ll get an 8inches Dildo. (Penis wasn’t shaped for a woman to orgasm, that’s why most lesbians are sexually satisfied than straight women, so ladies get creative 😋) Well Mr 7.6 inches, here’s my answer to your question, I can’t speak for all ladies but I’ll speak for myself, some guys have really weird fantasies especially after they’ve seen almost all the X-rated videos and they will now expect you to perform acrobatic in bed, uncle what you… Read more »
Please put some respect on the 7.6!!! Otherwise you get shot lol 😂😂😂
With your comment, I’m starting to feel like sex skills is relative. What might serve A, may not serve B. And sometimes, it could even serve B, depending on the mood. It’s not every time sex comes with pump action activities lol. Sometimes slow and steady or even lazy could be the best thing lol🤤.
Meanwhile he hinted somewhere that he’s not after mimicking porn but used some movies instead as examples lol. Zoe definitely was not on the same page 😂😂
Communication is key finally 😂😂.
Like you gettt…should I roll on the pole for you abi kilode gan gan
Interesting read. The writer expressed something most men have always had in mind. Personally, my approach to such girls is a short lived sex. Call me one minute man if u like. Once I notice you’re not the engaging type of lady during foreplay and I’m doing all the sweet things to you with nothing in return, all you get is a maximun of 3mins of fast intense stroking to get your mood up then I disappoint you with joy from my heart and pullout when you don start to dey enjoy am. You get what you give. Lay like… Read more »
😂😂😂😂 how do you expect someone cheating on her man to give you full body? She will be mincing it now because O wrong 😂😂😂😂.
Meanwhile, so you leave her high and dry after 3 minutes of intense stroking 😂😂😂😂. You must have been drinking wickedness!
Good to have you here again Aji, and yasssss binge read to your satisfaction. Thank you 😄
lol I’d be lying if I say I don’t have these same series of thought. men have been trolled for years about the sex game while in reality 🤷♂️. Omo a lot of girls can’t even kiss, ordinary kiss 😒. Boring kiss, boring sex, boring personality, waste of time, plus extra attitude baggage and truthfully that’s why I do even chase. tho my approach to the solution would rather take a different path from searching for more women with good sex game, I’d rather just have one woman that’s fits all the personality qualities I need, then groom her sexually.… Read more »
😂😂😂 Boring everywhere? Easy on us now haba! You’re right about taking one You really like and grooming her to fit your sexual fantasy. Very importantly, her willingness to learn and master the skill. She must be wanting them too lol😄
Lool omo if the sex is that important to you, I advice you jappa. I don’t believe any girl will do everything you ask, but there should be a balance, very important, if she doesn’t pay attention to your sexual needs or atleast go out of her way once in a while, then that a red flag, she’s not really feeling you in my own opinion. Almost same thing goes for guys in to the one hit thing, you need to understand most women need some level of emotion to get on that level with you, sometimes it’s not entirely… Read more »
Key Word: Emotion! Women work with emotions a lot. Possibly she’s seen signs that the nigga is emotionally distant hence the withdrawal/lazy technique.
This makes sense! Thank you
I swear! They come with extra stress and unnecessary attitude. 🤣
A lot of things can factor in a bad sexual experience especially if it’s the first time (for the females). She may be overthinking, lightning, angles, and the millions of thoughts that go on in women’s head.
Unless it’s just a hit and run, I’ll advise you come down from your high horse, and communicate your disappointment, a second or third trial might surprise you. If it’s still horrible then japa.
True true! Overthinking especially, not wanting to be perceived as a freak lol. In terms of sex, first impression shouldn’t make a lasting impression 😄
Not wanting to be perceived as s freak. yeah right! I also feel that if your partner enjoys your game, there’ll be a willingness to reciprocate the gesture. Unfortunately, my game is far from being good and I’m not 7.6″ so no need to stress myself.
😂😂😂😂😂 who told you it’s far from being good? That might be someone’s heaven you know…
I have had experience with two different ladies like that. Beautiful ladies in their own right, i guess that’s the contributing factor. The belief that being beautiful is enough.
Once i notice the laid back attitude during the first round, i stop the thrusting, and put in a lot of effort for the romance again, till she moans. I let the first round slide, but the 2nd round, i give short commands and suggestions. I understand that she doesn’t know. Touch me here. Arch your back more. Rub my head.
Often times, the sex gets better.
Hmmmm so in essence, romance does the magic huh?🤭
Yeah I feel there’s no harm in a man communicating how he also wants it. There’s a difference between fine-tuning a lady to fit the part and communicating with her to do so. Thank you
Not really romance does the magic. I feel if it’s clear to both of us that she enjoyed it, and I put much effort in achieving that, it gives me leverage to tell her that i want to enjoy it as she enjoyed it too. And these are the things I need her to do, for me to enjoy it.
Oooo I get you now
You have a point. The guy should have told her what he wanted. Maybe she was shy. If she didn’t want to participate. Then he should japa. Kissing is very personal too.
What did I just read?
Well writer, you spoke the truth. Sex is a two way thing. And I think it’s much easier when you’re comfortable with your partner, it helps with the communication.
But anyway, I’m leaving now.
I don’t think I’m old enough to be reading content like this😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂. This write up is actually funny
Noticed how Most ladies in the comments got defensive, that’s to tell you that my guy really struck a nerve and that is indicative of the fact that they know they give terrible sex and they need to do better. Y’all just don’t wanna admit it that your sex game is zero. Nobody is trying to have back-breaking sex with you, all that’s needed is just your enthusiastic participation. We know porn is not real, you cannot fold a girl, rough handle or degrade a girl like that in real life. Those are paid actors, nothing about it is organic.… Read more »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU CAME TO BREAK THE ENTIRE TABLE!! YOU DIDN’T EVEN LEAVE IT STANDING ON ONE LEG! HABA!!
I don’t even know what to say again cause you’ve blocked every avenue to draw straws 😂😂😂. Let me take my L in peace, some other lady should do the rescuing 👩🦯👩🦯
Literally trying so hard not to scream in this office. You broke this table and crushed it.
No more defenses from us, you win.
😂😂😂😂😂 I don comot hand
Literally angry at your gender, right now. To give handjob, na wahala. Ordinary dick, you cannot suck, only to be coughing like someone with tuberculosis 🤦🤦🤦 Oya, arch your back for intense penising, you can’t, because your spine is stiff🙆🙆🙆 Okay mama, come and be on top and ride, cowgirl style is like climbing mount Everest for you people. And yet you enjoy sex the most. You people can literally experience orgasm for minutes, whereas for men it’s just in seconds. Imagine all that effort for someone who didn’t do the work to reap the bulk of it. All you… Read more »
@Pretty Anon! On behalf of the ladies, you should be able to mend this broken table. 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
We went from “some” ladies being boring in bed to them being gold diggers and bores with smelling genitals.. The tone of your message has overridden the good points that you failed at almost passing.. We can go on a ride in this carriage of blame all day, I can equally accuse men of walking around with dirty hair ball sacks and armpits that smell’s like a cess pool of filth and dead bodies! But not today, I’m not a Child. If “boys” like you knew anything about the female body, more or less our minds, you’d know that The… Read more »
Hey Estee! I love how indepth you went with your analysis👌🏿. Pain’s comment must have provoked a chord lol. Nonetheless, it’s a striking POV! Thank you😁
For those who’ve said that this post instills a gender war, they might as well conclude the women have it on the equals with your comment lol😂😂. I’ll leave the rest to Pain.
Gbas ghost season . I am here for this ,the content i signed up for
Comeback of the year👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This dude is always soooooo PAINED. KAI..😂🤣🤣😂
My girlfriend used to chew on my dick in the name of giving head, but with my right palm on her head and some soothing words, she became better.
I understand the PAIN, but i will stick to the notion that it takes two to tango.
Damn! Staggering! Just staggering!
I think it’s a matter of “Ego” here. This guy sounds so egoistic to me tbh. Sex is understanding and communication too. He hadn’t d patience enough to understand Zoe, from my perception she’s d Shy Type, but he never reasoned towards that all he thought abt was he’s 7.6
Chill dude, how’d you know it was d best sex of her life? What made u think she wasn’t imagining someone else whilst u were riding her ugh. U maybe thinking it’s u doing d magic not knowing deres an imaginary 5.6 doing d magic.
😂😂😂😂😂 this 7.6 is causing commotion o. Well let’s flip the script, just like he imagined Temi for a bit, who knows if Zoe also imagined some other dude, hence her laying like a ‘log of wood’.
A whole 7+ inches… Nnaa..calm down, ohh? Anyway, to some ladies.. kisses carry bigger intimacy than the sex itself. They’d really have to be in love with you before they can exchange saliva with you, not to talk of licking your penis up and down without first wandering where you’ve put it in and whether you’ve washed it. To Zoe, you’re like a prostitute who stands by the roadside, and hardly do you see guys kiss prostitutes..they just go in and out, mosty in the dark, vampire sex. You want kisses and whatnot? Get one person and be faithful to… Read more »
😂😂😂😂😂 we are learners in the hands of the creator😂😂😂😂. You see, even you as a guy shock for the whole 7.6 inches 😂😂😂😂. It’s ridiculous! Someone said there might be an underlying medical condition. But porn stars have it bigger now?
Meanwhile no room for faithfulness here, man’s allergic to a relationship 🤧.
If he’s got an allergy, well what he sees is what he gets.
I can’t come and be training girls in bedmantics for him naaa..he should take his to class too.
😂😂😂😂 you all just cracking me up
I feel this guy is one of those over confident guys who believe in thier dick game whereas it isn’t as good as he thinks. I have been with a guy like that. I actually was so unimpressed by how he was acting behaving like his big dick was the best thing in the. Like why? His kissing game was so bad. He kissed with his teeth like he was basically devouring my mouth with his teeth. I was so irritated and disgusted. When he finally penetrated it was painful. Tried telling him but he was so self absorbed he… Read more »
😂😂😂 I feel you. They adore the dick so much and feel it’s an automatic hall pass. Having a big dick is a pixel of what’s needed for romance. There are other areas that need fixing for it to be complete.
Some men are really aggressive kissers.They kiss like they’re having aggressive sex lips to lips lol🤣. Also big dicks can be a curse for certain vaginas, causing pain during penetration.
Thanks for sharing this Ifemi😁
This is a very interesting topic, the truth is a good number of ladies are lazy in bed, some will form shy on the first date. Sometimes it might be the desire. I personally will not just get down with a lady, we would have talked about it, probably done some dirty talks, a little bit of ass spanking, a little bit of touching here and there. Even before we get in to start the main foreplay. I believe women build gradually. Thats the way they are programmed. A man can see a woman’s cleavage and get aroused but plenty… Read more »
Very interesting indeed😁. Build up and communication are necessary to have good sex for real. And yeah, someone finally mentioned dirty talks lol! This one ehn, very very necessary 🤣🤣🤣, although sounds weird to some.
The kissing part
Personally me I won’t kiss you if I don’t like you oh
Zoe probably wasn’t feeling him enough nd that’s probably why she wasn’t particular about pleasing him, aunty just wanted him to do all the Job
Exactly! She just wanted to relax and be taken care off. Don’t stress omolomo🤣🤣
Dear Mr 7.6″, I’d start by saying the warped sense of belonging you’ve attached to your weapon of mass sharing may be the same reason why there’s this lopsided bias. While not glorifying the attitude you’ve alluded to the ladies, nor the absence or presence of same, I’d suggest we commence with understanding. Women are different from men. Feelings vary as well. Satisfaction is based on very different things, and times. What works for you may not work for another. Your gorgeous tool may not be what ignites a gorgeous lady’s fantasies. A few clues to both genders. 1. Communicate… Read more »
A resounding lecture for the gorgeous tool man lol😂😂. Your pointers are 📌 but unfortunately it can only work for people who want to have something serious. The writer is not cut out for that lol😁
So true, and that’s why the third option was included. Lol! 😁😁 But we would love to hear from Zoe sef. Was it just a case of brandishing his tool? I had a beautiful lady who shared after our first encounter that she needed the gentle deep strokes while I thought all that was required was to hit all the right spots, really hard. As much as I hate to admit that the gentle strokes took me to the hilt faster, as much as it met her needs, I delivered. And one day she called for all the hard and… Read more »
Ooo yeah yeah sex encounters come in different moods. It’s necessary to ask how they like it at that particular time. Not always ‘hot hot’ lol 😁
That’s why I love ladies that are willing to listen and learn. That’s one of my top features I look out for in a lady. I’ll rather get a lady that listens, talk to and teach her about how to pleasure me likewise she does the same and we’re good to go. I love ladies that communicate whatever they feel wether good or bad cause I do the same
Communication is 🔑
The ART of communication is also a product of some.measure of experience.
idc, idc….i just want to know this 7″ man. lol