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Making Sex Tapes is my Guilty Pleasure… Sheeshhhh… And There’s More

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“Oooh ahhhh…mmmmm..ahhhh” my quiet moans litters the whole room. “Awww baby could you stroke your dick for me?” He gets at it softly, up and down he strokes with special care for his pinkish reddish cap. “Sheeeshhh… mmmm…ooohhh, dammit baby! I want it all in my mouth baby”. It’s become a slippery slope, all thanks to the divine mixture of precum and lotion. I wish to put it all in my mouth, his dick! But I can only watch and moan and multitask soft-handling my boobs with my left hand. It’s easy-peasy as they’re perky and almost smallish, all my left fingers could pleasure them at once. He delights at my boobs by giving a moan quieter than mine. There was a time I usually blamed his shallow moans on masculine ego, but I grew to see it as an indefatigable men trait. So I enjoy the moment.” Baby imagine me sucking them with soft spanks on your giggly ass, you’ll love it right?”… These words send me into a higher gear of sensual urges, a kind that makes my iris seem like it’s escaping the sclera, like one in a trance. 

Whew!! This is all we can do, sometimes blessed with precums, sometimes a molehill of cums and orgasms, other times, rude interruptions with my mum screaming my name two rooms away. I better dash out of the toilet and pretend to be fast asleep on my bed. Arrrhhh!! To think that I was almost hitting climax, dammit mum!

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The Juice Of Video Chat Sex

Ever tried video chat sex with your partner? Or maybe someone else? Woah, I actually enjoy it especially on some special occasions like when the weather is cozy and bae is far away in Queensland. I’m sure to orgasm in a way that sends me into some sweet sleep… oops! You really think ladies cannot have an orgasm this way?  Try me then lmao. Quit the jokes, only 25% of ladies orgasm through intercourse, the other percentage is seen in spontaneous activities, video chat sex inclusive. I rate it a great way to spice up a relationship, it shouldn’t be reserved for only long-distance couples.

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Before I ever tried video chat sex, I had experienced erotic phone calls (phone sex) with this dude when I was 19 I think, those free midnight calls thanks to MTN live rent-free in my head. I was just bursting into the outer world when I met this dude on one ‘very weird’ site as I love to describe it. We exchanged numbers and most nights after that held me captive in sexual secrecy. We never met, so it was easy to run wild. He taught me much naughty stuff that backfired as I saw the guy I later started dating as boring. Like how does he not know these stuff!! My little brain was so slow to process that he was only an innocent boy who still hid in school toilets to steal kisses and barely understood the right gears for masturbation. Anyway, I activated my girl power to get him to try, and knowing his ego was at stake, he obliged.  But it wasn’t it, his voice was more clownish and not one bit sensual, I knew it was a lost cause at this point! 

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The Deadliest Sin Of A Sex TAPE

I don’t expect you to agree you’ve ever made a sex tape, but if you do, bold strokes! This was supposed to be a stand-alone piece with my friend Romeo holding the pen and unraveling his delight for making sex tapes. Unfortunately, dude got so little yet in-depth take to share. 

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“Well making sex tape actually is fun and adventurous. However, it must be consensual. For someone with my kind of personality who loves to explore and loves adventure.  It is awesome for me when a lady accepts that we do a sex tape. Getting to watch it after we are done is a tremendous turn-on. There is a weird psychology behind that which a vanilla will never relate to. I’ll propose it for someone who is sexually dynamic in exploration and just love crazy stuff and want to use different ingredients to achieve that crazy feeling. Sex tape is the deal. You get to see how everything went, how you both reacted, the sounds uhm. I mean that’s A for me .”- Romeo

I totally agree with Romeo. Although I’ve never made a sex tape before, I’ve had the privilege of a series of ‘makeout’ tapes which seems so much like the real deal. I find it beautiful watching them over and over again, especially on some lonely nights when I want to flick the bean. It gives me a kind of sensation porn doesn’t dare come close to, it’s a natural especially if you cherish the person with you in it. The funniest thing about it is you get to see how ugly you are in bed, like fucking ugly! I be thinking to myself the whole time watching “how is this man attracted to this thing”“For christ’s sake!! Is this how I kiss?? It’s so yuck!” I’m a tad embarrassed but it still gives me an orgasm watching.

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Trade By Barter Nudes

I hate seeing pictures of any man’s dick, be it my man’s. Dicks, I prefer to see physically or in motion on video chat sex, don’t you dare spam me with your dick photos! I tolerate my man’s but frankly, I’m less than 1% aroused the whole time, but shall I pretend? Absolutely! However, sending my nudes appears to be the sexiest thing ever, especially my boobies. Randomly I enjoy taking snapshots of my boobs, in different angles while I adore them in all their full glory. And then this one-shot hits, and it makes me feel like the sexiest woman on earth before Emilia Clarke. Woe betides me if I decide to keep this beauty to myself. Ping! Ping! In split seconds, bae receives the memo, he can wank on it as he pleases.

Ever been in this situation where you meet someone new and they start asking for nudes? Such clowns! Well, let me not lie, if I’m feeling the nigga, I opt for trade by barter nudes. Duurrrhh! Even though I hate dick pictures, he has to commit by sending me first, it makes me feel safe to send mine but not with my face in it. I remember making this particular dude go through seven hells by asking him to send different shots of his penis only for me to abscond without returning the favor. He still hates me, but I care less.

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The Golden Rule is “Do not share nudes with your face in it”... hmmm this doesn’t apply to me if he’s my man though. There’s something about the face that makes the image more boner triggering, especially if you know how to wear that resting bitch seductive face on. Oops! Do not run with my advice!!

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Bursted!!

One time I played a prank on my friends that my ex was threatening to make viral my nudes, they were so furious and told me to call his bluff. For a moment, about three of them were shocked to find out that I normally send nudes. “For real Uju, you send nudes!?” one of them accosted me, she wouldn’t believe it. The problem is my friends rate me too serious for certain sexual ish. More like a nerdy kinda person. Does it mean they haven’t watched any porn with a nerd in it? I actually enjoy those categories. 

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What happens when you fall out with someone who has an archive of your nudes though😂😂? Because I trusted them in the first place, I’m usually not scared. Something very hilarious happened recently, my friend called me and asked me a quite unrelated question. “Uju how far, how can I delete a message I sent to someone on Instagram?” I had no right answers because I hadn’t done it before, most likely because I have no personal IG. But I got on with whining her on the reason she needed to delete something only for her to open up that her ex contacted her to do some digital marketing work and thankfully he gave her his password. My girl said she wants to delete her nudes o😂😂, before she gets bursted. I laughed ehn… thankfully we found a way. But wait a minute! You all send nudes on IG?? 😂😂😂 I don’t trust that platform, its WhatsApp or nothing for me because what if my IG gets hacked 😱. Even with WhatsApp, I carry out the act with my heart in my mouth, I switch off my data on most cases to be sure I’m sending directly to the dude and not my status. I’ve made countless mistakes of uploading things on status, instead of sending as a DM. Thankfully, nudes ain’t one.

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Sometimes I have this weird case scenario running in my mind though, what if one of these dudes decides to leak my nudes, what can I possibly do? Find the goat and insert a nuclear weapon in his asshole? Delete every trace of myself existence from social media? For sure I’ll be too embarrassed and maybe a bit of crying, but I’m sure to find solace in the comments that’ll speak on how sexy my body is though 😂😂😂. 

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So do you send nudes? Make video chat sex or sex tapes? Ever been close to being bursted? Or bursted?! Let’s gist in the comment section 😂😂. If you’ve never done any of these, I’m curious to know why too. Remember all liars shall perish 🤭👇 .

 

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Danielle
Danielle
6 days ago

😂😂😂 this story is sweet o, Video chat sex and sex tapes I’ve never tried but sending nudes are my secret hubby that’s why I hate giving my phone out to anyone 😂😂. People who advise that when a person gives you their phone to see something, don’t swipe left or right made the quote for me😂😂😂. Sometimes when I see something interesting online, and a friend is close to me, I don’t show them o, make dem no use my phone start excursion. I’m also very calm like you Uju, not a nerd o but you will never guess… Read more »

Andrew Isaac
Andrew Isaac
6 days ago

Your article are always fun to read that’s why I always look forward to your Friday post.. 😁😊, yes I hve done video sex chat, sent lots of dick Pic on demand tho, cus I can’t just send anyone a dick Pic without asking, I also see it as rude.. Most importantly I’ve done sex tape with my ex partner, she enjoys watching it after the take and I also love seeing our naked ass on camera.. There was a particular sex tape we had to do role play so my ex partner decided we should post it on a… Read more »

Andrew Isaac
Andrew Isaac
6 days ago

Well, honestly we dint know then money was involved… As per certain amount of views you get.. Cus we dint monetize the account we created.. We just did it for the fun of it.. As for those Indian nymph guys that are always sending dick Pic to random people on Facebook they are just perverts.. 😂😂.. Currently most porn sites pay when ur video reaches a certain numbers of views..

Dante Onwe
Dante Onwe
6 days ago

Those Indian guys are bastards lol the should be castrated

Ugonna
Ugonna
6 days ago

I saw the link to this story under a tweet saying Tiwa is being blackmailed for making a sex tape with her new bf and my curiosity made read. I love the confidence it shows, especially coming from a lady. I have never done any of these, call me church boy lol. However, I don’t advice sex tapes, you cannot be sure it won’t get into the wrong hands. See mama Jamil now is doing some damage control before it actually leaks. She is trying so hard to be confident, believe you me, if that leaks, her whole career is… Read more »

dosbambi
dosbambi
6 days ago

Exactly, I like your questions Uju.

She’s in the entertainment industry, her career won’t be affected, it will even be strengthened sef.

Dammy Banty
Dammy Banty
5 days ago

Beautiful response!

dosbambi
dosbambi
6 days ago

Hmmmmmm, Uju… I never do these things before o.

I thought of them, before religion came into the picture, but I couldn’t find a partner then…especially the sex chat thing, I really looked for an avenue to do it, but was not fortunate enough to get a partner.

I wouldn’t have been able to share my nudes then, cos from day 1, I have always known that, sharing nudes can be dangerous.

Now, I can’t can’t!

dosbambi
dosbambi
6 days ago

I think it is…according to the Bible.

Yes, the Bible says, couples no longer have exclusive right over their bodies anymore, so their partners now have a share of thier bodies…nevertheless, the Bible teaches modesty, you will agree, that is far from modesty.

And sexual lust is really a big issue, that the Christian faith preaches against.

dosbambi
dosbambi
6 days ago

Lols… Uju o Anyway, truth is… There’s a thin line to this topic from the Bible. Sin is vast, there are plenty of things we do daily, that are sinful but we are not aware of, and there things we have called sins, that aren’t. So, it’s a dicey something. God knows, as humans…we are not capable of pleasing him always, that’s why, He renews His mercies every morning. As much as, you have your sexual desires to accomplish, and the Bible allows them within the confine of marriage, the Bible also preaches against going over the board. The Bible… Read more »

dosbambi
dosbambi
6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 Uju o… If you study the old testament, you will notice how God talks about how the children of Israel followed their heart, and how the heart is full of all kinds of unholy things. For precision sake, you can check Jeremiah 16 & 17. That’s that on the sex style thing, our minds and heart are capable to conceptualising very strange things. Pretty sure, BDSM would be a thing then, since there was homosexuality before then sef. There were all manner of sexual lust then…”all manner”. Everything we are seeing today no be today e start na. On… Read more »

dosbambi
dosbambi
6 days ago

My pleasure, Uju!

Ezeugo 1
Ezeugo 1
6 days ago

Omo. The pictures on this article 😬I be dey read for work place o. Abeg dey tag am R-rated😂. I know I can never send nudes and I’ll never request for one. Humans are never to be trusted

Ezeugo 1
Ezeugo 1
6 days ago

The best na video call. At least it won’t be stored in your phone

Zitaaa
Zitaaa
6 days ago

So brave of you to put this here bruv🤣
Sending nudes can be veryyyyy risky guyyyyy😂 I can’t do it.
Humans can not be trusted…
Bible says the heart of man is desperately wicked, emphasis on “desperately” 😂

Jay
Jay
6 days ago

This repeated line of liars shall perish sha. E get as e be.

So do you send nudes? Yes I barter nudes, when i not only like someone, but when the person has earned my trust. And I have quite high expectations before my trust is earned. No, I havent made sex tapes. Not sure someone would earn my trust to that point.

Who wan burst me? lol

Jay
Jay
6 days ago

I guess i saw it in the telegram post, and now seeing it here. It was like one too much, for my psyche. It seems to me like trying to get a positive result, through negative means.

Why should someone lie and say they send nudes when they dont? or vice versa? or why would someone send nudes and lie that they dont? were they forced to comment? I am trying to wrap my head around it.

Lass lass, we shall all perish, either we lie or not. except if perish isnt the same as die.

Fried yam
Fried yam
6 days ago

Hmmm. Nudes. Looll. I comment my reserve.

I have before o. I won’t lie. Like You, people can not guess because I am calm. Everyone has a wild side.i like to explore mine sometimes.

The only thing Is I haven’t sent nudes to anyone I like

Fried yam
Fried yam
6 days ago

Loll. Mehnn. I want to try the video one. I just don’t want to get wrapped in it

Frank wonder
Frank wonder
6 days ago

On the issue of video chat or sending nude pics I haven’t really tried maybe because of I haven’t seen myself in such situations that calls for it or maybe the fear that has been built over the years What really brought the fear is nothing but my cousin sis that’s was living with us then ended up sending her nude pics and even did a video recording which she sent to her Italian friend and the guy in return of the same favor sent his.No one saw that except me cause I love pressing phones and watching pics and… Read more »

Dante Onwe
Dante Onwe
6 days ago

This is adult talk and I am proud to be an extremely sexual being! I don’t even want to start telling the story, so I don’t pollute minds here that have not explored yet lol…but honestly it’s difficult to know how to act when you have a video of a sexcapade with a former lover who doesn’t want any of that thrill you guys once shared. I try to discourage video sex or make sure it’s deleted after 12 hours if making it or live streamed with a trusted partner.

King
King
5 days ago

Finally, I was able to finish reading this article, I can’t believe that a 7 minutes read could take me 19 hours to finish. You messed my mind up, but it’s all fine; I enjoyed it. I don’t even know where to start from because you have many stories in one. Of course, I have had 9 years virtual relationship, so phone/video sex was my daily routine for many years but I had to stop because it led me to masturbation; and I hate the fakeness and side effects of masturbation. I can’t afford to quick ejaculation, it may destroy… Read more »

PaGidi
PaGidi
5 days ago

At the beginning, I was scared about doing all these, coz for real though, what if it gets leaked and bladadash…..but again, I tell myself “fuck shit, it’s an adventure, the worst that’ll happen is that you’ll become a sort after star”.

So yes, I opt for nudes exchange, and most times even do the sending than receiving…not even with my significant other (wahala for who never chop breakfast), but with a random person. Videos too 🥱

I don’t get scared. I’m proud of my body, I just leave the person with the choice of maturity and discretionary privacy 😘✌🏼

Seyi Vandy
Seyi Vandy
4 days ago

But come o, “Find the goat and insert a nuclear weapon in his asshole?” what the what is this??🤣🤣🤣

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