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The Purge! If Murder was Legal for a day

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Imagine having a day set aside for murder to be legal. A day that comes once in maybe five or ten years, when you are allowed to kill anyone for the atrocities they committed against you without going to jail for it… What would you purge for? 

So guys, I just rewatched The Purge: Anarchy, a 2014 American action horror film written and directed by James DeMonaco, have you watched it before? The storyline follows a future dystopian America, where all crime is made legal once a year. On that day, you can decide to be anything, breach any law or kill a person or more who must have offended you in the past no matter how flimsy.

Having watched again, I thought to myself, ‘What if this storyline becomes a reality?’ what will I purge for? Will there be someone out there anticipating to kill me for some reason? What would prompt me to kill a man on a day like this? Perhaps I might remember the silliest of things they had done against me. I probably would find the tailor who made away with my fabric to kill him, but what if he appears more hungry than I am and kills me first. Need I remind you, on a day like this, everyone has their guard up and is willing to kill anyone who smells like a threat. It’s kill or be killed! 

Maybe I will just pitch my kill around that lecturer who kept failing me in his course… after all, he’s an old man, I might just have the upper hand. But wait! How on earth did I manage to graduate after all those Fssss😂… Just kidding, I never failed a course in college. Ooo, wait! Do you think I am lying through my teeth?

For real mehn! a purge had better not take place in this world because, in as much as it will be gross, it will be hilarious too😀. Imagine someone killing you because your big mouth has refused to stop gossiping about them, or You snatched their boo 😂, or funny enough you refused to lend them your pen at the bank😂😂😂, or they simply kill you because you have a pungent mouth odor and they cannot bear anymore😂.

How funny! I bet a Purge happening, in reality, will mean total cleansing, God will have to recreate Mankind again because ain’t nobody gonna survive that sh**!

So like I asked earlier, what would you purge for? Remember if you say ‘nothing’, another man might just make you his purge!




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3 years ago

“Pungent mouth odour” got me 😂🤣🤣😂😂

If such a day becomes law, anybody who has ever blackened my name is going down.

I’ll hunt down misers and their offsprings.😂😂🤣🤣 The world is better without them.

3 years ago

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ This post came at the right time. I’m so freaking pissed at someone right now and she’s the first person that comes to mind. If the purge were to happen I might not kill her but maybe hit her legs multiple times with a baseball bat.

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