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The muscles on my thighs vibrate, hanging halfway in the air whilst his pelvic pounds hard on mine as they position rightly between them. My hands are spread apart like a crucifix and my fingers at both sides yearn to grab bits of the bedsheet for support amid the intense movement of his joystick in and inner my vagina. I’m on a cloud nine gasping for air on a missionary 5.0 journey, my moans filled the room, not sure what words my lips call “ummmmh moooahhh ahaaa haaa”,  I bite my lips softly too.

My ears and face are greeted warmly by his breath rush; he’s still hitting hard on my inner walls like he needs to unlock a new limit. He’s lost in the moment, never seen him this vulnerable at the mercy of every region my body holds. How do I get him to stop? This is surreal! But I love to be the one on top you know, moving my waistline celestially while his project overwhelms me beneath with beautiful strokes.  “Aaahhh ummm…stoppp baby…aaahhh”, I moaned unclearly, and whilst still in, he looks at me seductively in the eyes, withdraws his dick two inches away, and starts sucking intensely on my tits. Oh gracious me, what have I done to warrant this sweetly heavenly gift on a platter?! No matter what mood I’m wearing, I’ll kill to have my aurelia pampered, my nipples sucked, pinched, and bitten softly. Forget the clitoris; my tits’ my g-spot!

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Ooh dammit! My head clicked, it’s Valentine’s Day! Chris had mentioned on previous nights that he’ll go overboard to sweep me off my clit and here I am wondering if he is on some Viagra.  Never have I wanted more from a valentine’s sex. Finally, I feel a warm outpour inside me, awwwww, he’s gotten a valentine’s orgasm, yet he tries to morsel some more strokes but his dick melts softly and slips away from my vagina. “Good morning baby”, he says shortly after pecking me on the lips. “Happy Valentine’s sex mi lover”, I wore so much satisfaction in my face even though low-key I wished I was the one on top and also had an orgasm. But it’s no biggie, there’s an eternity for me to enjoy him scrubbing his carrot in my oven.

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My guts were so excited that morning I felt he had more up his sleeves but I couldn’t tell what and what exactly. Was he gonna propose? We had been dating for six months, he gets me and I think I do the same for him too. The sex he brings to the table’s so fiery, smiles on his face crossed the borders of perfection, and the way he cares about me, sometimes I’m prompted to ask “Baby are you Jesus?” I once read somewhere that every man should experience a fraction of heaven at least here on earth. Chris is my heaven and did I mention, he’s an exceptional cook, you should have a fill of his shrimp jollof rice or egg sauce with vegetables and cuts of mackerel, I promise you’ll want my man even though you’re a man. This is a fact!

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Still lying nude and wrapped in his embrace whilst my boobs pressed hard on his chest and kissing him, Chris stretched his left hand and opened the drawer by the side of the bed; he kissed my forehead and said “Open it baby”.  It’s an envelope, but what could be inside? I sat upright and pressed on the envelope with my fingers, trying to see if I could guess what was inside. Felt like a bunch of paper and my mind thought “O dear! Could it be money? Preferably dollars?” I poured the content on the bed and OMG! Complete papers for an all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora!!

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I’ve always gushed about how much I craved relaxing at Matira beach and playing around its crystal clear waters and soft sand. He’s also an adventure lover who amongst many islands in the world has his mind more fixated on visiting the Dormant Volcano and Mount Otemanu for some challenging hiking. “Gosh! baby I love you so much!”…I couldn’t hold my excitement, it was the break I needed, I grabbed him by the neck and started to kiss him so hard yet passionately. Oh Chris, nothing more validates you’re more than my fraction of heaven on this earth that I live. Finally, I got my desired break, away from the backache that comes with slouching to write, away from the world but with my world Chris❤.

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SNAPBACK TO REALITY😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was me some nights ago romanticizing my thoughts on how I’ll love to celebrate valentine at least for a first🤭. I thought so deeply about these scenes and I said to myself “You know what? Since you have no idea what to post for Valentine, why not pen this?” I also figured it’ll be a good way to test my skills in writing some fiction sex story, not sure I’ve ever written fiction before.

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Hmmmmm about valentine’s day…am I the only one who has never had a proper valentine’s celebration before?💁‍♀️ I intended to do a “throwback to my first valentine” post and I reminisced on the past only to realize none of the memories hold water🥲. I asked my friend Nneoma if she could be a contributor to sustain a good story and she sent me a VN that fucking killed me with laughter🤣🤣🤣. “Ujunwa should I tell you the truth? You no go believe me if I tell you this thing o.” She went ahead. “I’ve never had a valentine’s gift, I’ve never had a valentine’s date. Most times I spend my valentine evenings in the church because we always have a program for the youths, you know all these relationship talks and stuff. I’ve never had a valentine’s date o😪, you know most times I no know whether dem swear for me o. Like this now, the guy I’ve been dating since August last year, Just January, he said it’s over. So you see, I’m cursed. Maybe by March, I’ll get another boyfriend as they always skip the February part. I’ve never had a valentine’s gift from anybody, not even a hello friend. Sha pray for me on that matter so that I go fit contribute to your valentine post next year”.

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Her response made me laugh so hard that at the end of it, I realized many of us had the same story too🤣🤣🤣. Last year was slightly different for me though, I got to exchange gifts with bae but that was after the pressure sunk into our guts. I’ve never been so aware of valentine until last year as I was one of those who felt the day doesn’t cut it. You know that very bullshit talk “Valentine is overrated, I can show my bae love anytime”, the blood of Christ🥺! I didn’t know it was my broke spirit clouding my judgment🤣🤣.

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But last year, from the workspace, I got depressed seeing all the lovey-dovey moves on social media and even in the office😔. “Are these ones mad? Bloody show-offs🙄🙄”, I cursed under my breath seeing my boss’s husband showing up at the office with surprise flowers and other eye-watering gifts for his wife🤣🤣. Also, my other colleagues received gifts, frankly, I wished I had superpowers to vanish my existence from the office that very minute. My heart was bleeding!!😪

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“Yes hello🙄,” I picked bae’s call rolling my eyes. He went talking about some other stuff that didn’t matter at the time. In my mind, I was like “Is it that this man lives on another planet for God’s sake😣! Doesn’t he have a phone? Can’t he see💁‍♀️!” Very likely he noticed I wasn’t sounding all excited, so after a while, he asked: “What would you love for valentine’s day baby”. There was a sudden leap in my heart, it screamed: “Thank you Jesus!!! the young man got sight after all”🤣🤣.

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Normal ladies trick, I began beating around the bush like I do not already have a thousand and over screenshots of likely gifts from IG😅. Well to cut the story short, bae later opened up to me about not being a valentine’s person too but all he’s been seeing online made him question his existence🤣🤣. He had the mind of not getting me anything as he felt it didn’t matter to me too. “God saved you🙄”, I screamed in my mind as he narrated. And yessssss we got our gifts and this year also we’ve already gotten gift sets for ourselves too because we are both averse to going out on Valentine’s Day🤮. I totally hate the idea of everyone thinking I’m all out to fornicate on that day🤭, I’ll rather cuddle my pillow and of course watch all the love shenanigans on the gram😁.

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How about you? Have you ever had a memorable valentine or you’re like my friend Nneoma🤭? Also like I narrated my valentine’s fantasy, do you have any you’re nursing too? It’ll be great if you share in the comments section. Common! Don’t hold back, I love to hear all about your valentine escapades and generally what you feel about Valentine😅. Leave me a comment baby.👇👇

 

 

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Martha
Martha
8 months ago
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Martha
Martha
8 months ago

OMG this is so erotica, I think I felt something reading this 🤣🤣🤣. Ps. I will be back after the comments section is flooded to read the reaction. Niece piece

Naomi
Naomi
8 months ago

Omo I havent gotten a Valentine’s gift before , so bad that even when people do the whole primary school Valentine gift exchange I have never been lucky to be in a school that collect allows Valentine fast forward to my teen years omo, no val gift o even birthday gift that will be memorable sef I never had the one I had was from my ex he bought one headset and birthday card u see that one was even a struggle talk more of Valentine. Now my current boyfriend has been asking me what I want for Valentine’s since… Read more »

Bubu
Bubu
8 months ago

Your fictional sex got me blushing, & twirling. Girl you’re damn good writer 😌👏🏽 If I begin to write about my valentine fantasy, we would have another post in the comment section and I don’t think anyone is cut out for it 🤣. You see this valentine experience, we’re leaving it in God’s hands 🤧🤧. If you’re like me who love receiving and gifting your loved ones, please avoid or don’t get entangled with someone who keeps preaching ‘there’s nothing special about valentine’ they would dampen your spirit and if you’re not strong enough, they’ll convert you into this same… Read more »

Oj
Oj
8 months ago

well all my life I have not really gotten any gift on valentines day, and I think I kinda hate it. Not that I have anything against love, it’s just very frustrating watching all those stuffs going on and I think it’s overrated cause why wait till Valentine’s Day to get a flower for your man or
go on dates…So I am definitely taking a break from social media soon cause you can’t oppress me 😂 😂 Guess love is not for everyone 🤷‍♀️

Bubu
Bubu
8 months ago

Exactly! You’re not celebrating Valentine because you wouldn’t appreciate or gift your lover every other day in the year. Like they say, It’s the thoughts that counts.
A private dinner inside your house might even be perfect, just do something.

Ofeakwu ambassador
Ofeakwu ambassador
8 months ago

Wowwwwwwwwww, just wowwwwwwwwww 😍

Ofeakwu ambassador
Ofeakwu ambassador
8 months ago

It’s like 😂😂good job, Uju

Ucha
Ucha
8 months ago

Please know and study your date before you plan anything and go over board. 🔉🔉. I just wanted to put that out there! You should know your partner and the kind of shenanigans they like, if they want a red carpet event with paparazzi and dinner with all the drama that follows afterwards for valentine, please do so. If they are the home buddies who will rather eat dinner in bed wearing Jammie’s and Netflix while at it please do it. I love, love surprises, but I haven’t had the smoothest relationship and haven’t really celebrated Valentine’s Day the way… Read more »

Bryanspunky
Bryanspunky
8 months ago
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You really sweep me off my dick, this is heaven I swear if I could have this romantic moment with you… Am fulfilled for life.

Chituru Omunakwe Onunwor
Chituru Omunakwe Onunwor
8 months ago

Mad, just a mad cruise. 😂

Bubu
Bubu
8 months ago

If you know say you no go collect knacks on Sunday, gather round we’re sharing food and kai kai. At least something go reach you for here 🤣🤣

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Nkechi
Nkechi
8 months ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was already jealous of your imagination I totally believed it…..sigh well My first legit valentines day celebration has marred me for life😭😭 I remember living every year wishing that after February 13th we could suddenly move to February 15th or better still to be safer 16th🌚 “Why so extra” you may say and I’m probably over reacting but I don’t care,so this is what happened………Happily dressed up that day with my box of cakes in hand,a bottle of perfume and some chocolate too heading to see the love of my life and to me this would be a… Read more »

Nkechi
Nkechi
8 months ago

Perhaps I should have given him a heads up

King
King
8 months ago

I thought I have escaped the thought untill now, you are hurting me.

But you are super amazing 😍

Idea
Idea
8 months ago

Yes

Idea
Idea
8 months ago

The write up z nice. Well I think am like ur friend Nneoma. Lol, i love surprises o buh HV never gotten one, I look forward to getting one and giving one to the one I love ❤️.

Nheeraa
Nheeraa
8 months ago

So I haven’t really celebrated Valentine’s day with anyone before. Last year was the first time I was in a relationship during Valentine’s day but boo and I couldn’t celebrate together cos we were far apart( we exchanged gifts though) I was really looking forward to Valentine this year but man it’s still gonna be the same thing, yes he’s gonna sends gifts and all that but I think my valentine fantasy (if I dare say) is to be home or maybe on a private beach with boo unbothered. I just want to have him all to myself, cuddling, kissing,… Read more »

Nheeraa
Nheeraa
8 months ago

Soon enough it will be honey.. Thanks alot for muttering minds and naked minds 💗💗

Blinkz
Blinkz
8 months ago

Lol this post is weirdly fun to read I enjoyed it 💯

Tai
Tai
8 months ago

I’m too lazy to type a comment cos I’m in the middle of work but trust me, I enjoyed every bit of the story… I specially like that part when you had to play dumb about what you wanted for Valentine… made me laugh hard😍😍. I had my introduction last week Friday and we had a wine outfit on… I’m here thinking Valentine’s Day has been celebrated 🌚🌚because I mean, we wore something close to red in February😂😂😂… How much love can one get?😂😂😂😂 But jokes apart, my MEN over the years have always been non- celebrators of of Valentine’s… Read more »

Nuella
Nuella
8 months ago

Hmmm, maybe you should just sign up to be a romance fiction writer because this one don pass normal level o.. Why will you be peppering sombori with this type of story… Well, to answer your question, yes, you ‘d pas romance fiction writer. Hmmn, I don’t think I’ve ever had a memorable valentine’s celebration. Once, I got a gift from an acquaintance, a valentine’s card. So, it’s not really a biggie.. I would spend the day seeing movies or chatting away..and also be awn awnning under those lovey dovey pictures online😂, I guess that should be all for the… Read more »

Cee
Cee
8 months ago

No valentine gift no valentine boo no valentine memory. It’s either am alone withave my phone or with my girlfriends having fun in our own way. 2021 val is gonna be netflix and chill. Not expecting any gift nor fun. We muveee

Anonymous!
Anonymous!
7 months ago

Pillow between your legs? Oh lawdt!

Preshcater
Preshcater
8 months ago

I think you’re really great!!!!!!!! Aswear😍😍😂
I felt it

Bomaye
Bomaye
8 months ago
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Very good. I wouldn’t know if you haven’t stated that you haven’t written one before.
*Whispers* I want more of this. Lol

Mandy
Mandy
8 months ago

I absolved every line of this story and tell you what, you did a great job in turning me on. I can only imagine the rest of us who had to flick the bean while reading. I want more🤭 About Valentine, my first gift was a fancy mathset from a boy in my primary 5. The next one was a necklace and chocolates from my bf in SS3 (boarding school love). However university has been no luck o. Although I suspect I will be getting something from this guy who fondly says he got a crush on me. Keeping my… Read more »

Mandy
Mandy
8 months ago

Have hopes with me please😁. I can’t remember what I gave in return for the mathset, maybe an eraser or so. My parents were bad belles, they werent digging the whole vals stuff.

Mandy
Mandy
8 months ago

Typical african parents🤣🤣 even when you grow older you cannot tell them shit

Akudo
Akudo
8 months ago
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Good enough…
Quite descriptive
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Akudo
Akudo
8 months ago

I’m good
Been good…
Hope you are too

Akudo
Akudo
8 months ago

The only time I’ve gotten a valentine gift was in JS2. My friend then Amarachi got me flowers, card or a frame I can’t recall… Sad thing is I got her nothing. I wasn’t expecting anything so I dint see the point getting something… Back then, I dint know how to accept gifts… I’d just be dazed, short of words and be wondering ‘why me? What do I get for you now? How to say thank you…’ and you’ll be thinking I don’t want it or I’m unappreciative but deep down I’m just shocked. I don’t really celebrate Val’s day… Read more »

Frances
Frances
8 months ago

Passionate writing🔥🔥🔥

Preshcater
Preshcater
8 months ago

I think am like that your friend Nneoma. Has never receive a valentine gift thou I always fantasize about it😭😭😭😭

Victor
Victor
7 months ago
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Dee
Dee
7 months ago
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Pretty good if I may say so😂

Jay
Jay
7 months ago

I am used to getting people valentine gifts. Either those i chose to give, or those that emotionally manipulated me into giving them, or those i feel responsible for.

This year, as part of my personal growth journey, i decided to buy valentine gifts for myself, and nobody else.

I imagined my valentine to be my female version, and I got what I would have gotten for a girlfriend.

Rose flower.
Three shirts.
Two Pam slippers.
Movie date.
Pizza.

It felt awkward, i wasn’t used to splurging on myself. I nearly procrastinated it. But eventually went ahead.

Jay
Jay
7 months ago

I don’t know if guys love roses. I gave myself a rose because I have never been given a rose before.

Did i feel loved by that? Maybe yes, maybe no. Maybe i feel loved by the action, not the flower.

It kuku doesn’t have a great scent anyway.

And when it wilted three days later, i was reluctant to throw it away. Then i reminded myself that it’s not the rose that mattered, it was the firm action of gifting myself the rose that mattered.

You are loved by you Jeri.

Jay
Jay
7 months ago

Was i lonely at the cinema? I am kinda used to being a loner, a disruptor, and weird. I am used to doing normal things differently. I like to stick out of the crowd. I like to be unique. Blending with the crowd isn’t one of my strengths.

So, i wasn’t wishing i was accompanied with someone.

Didiong
Didiong
7 months ago
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Whaaattttt?!🤣🤣

And I thought it happened for real. Good read babe. You wrote a 10

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